Category Archives: W.T.F.?

Uh – figure it out for yourself – then smile once in awhile.


 Powered by Max Banner Ads 

Americans are waaayy over-trained

Still trying to recover from (my wife’s) death, I flew out to visit a friend on the left coast, in Eugene, Oregon. My brother-in-law, Ben, flew with me. On the way out we flew from Nashville to Denver. When we arrived in Denver our phones were still on Central time, so we thought we barely had enough time to reach our connecting gate. Denver Airport spans about three counties, with enormous long halls and moving sidewalks. We nearly blew our lungs out getting to the next gate, situated on the other side of Colorado.

I plopped down in a seat by the walkway. There was carpeted area about twelve feet wide between me and the wall of the moving sidewalk. I spied something strange on the carpet. I couldn’t really identify it at first. It was round, but looked light and dry and fluffy. A few feet away was another ball just like it. Continue reading

City Of Chicago Working Around Clock To Clear 18 Inches Of Bullet Casings From Streets

With cartridge accumulations reaching two feet or more in some areas, experts say Chicago is on track for the highest annual ammunition-depth total on record.

Promising that every effort would be made to limit the impact on residents’ day-to-day lives, Chicago officials announced Wednesday that a fleet of plows was working around the clock to clear more than 18 inches of fresh bullet casings that had blanketed the metropolitan area overnight.

Sources at the city’s Department of Streets and Sanitation confirmed that over 250 ammunition-removal vehicles had been deployed to deal with the knee-deep layer of spent cartridges, which have been steadily accumulating on Chicago’s streets, alleys, and pedestrian walkways since the previous evening. Continue reading

It’s not an issue of Black vs White…

What’s going on? Nothing much has changed – only worsened – throughout the entire nation. It matters not what race, religion, or pigmentation – the nation is crumbling.

It is no longer just the inner cities that are burning. Big City, or small towns – it is the soul of America that is burning…

The music of Marvin Gaye lives on!

Excuse Me, Can You Give Me Some Directions?

A delightful angelic little boy was waiting for his mother outside the ladies room of the gas station.

As he stood there, he was approached by a man who asked, “Sonny, can you tell me where the Post Office is?”

The little boy replied, “Sure! Just go straight down this street two blocks and turn to your right. It’s on the left.”

The man thanked the boy kindly, complimented him on how bright he was and said, “I’m the new pastor in town. If you and your mommy come to church on Sunday, I’ll show you how to get to Heaven.”

The little boy replied with a chuckle; “You’re pulling my leg, right? You can’t even find the Post Office!”

Butt” of course: Man sticks drinking glass in anus for sexual stimulation

Needed surgery after it broke…

Hahahahaha! Was it an Uncola glass?

An unnamed Italian man was brought to the operating room to have glass shards removed from his anus. The patient, who had a history of cocaine abuse, explained to doctors that he inserted the drinking vessel into his rectum for “sexual stimulation.” When he attempted to remove it, the drinking glass broke and left sharp pieces inside him. The DailyMail.co.uk reported that the man only sought medical help two days after the incident out of worry for his own safety.

In the BMJ Case Report, the authors noted that the 2IRCCS Policlinico San Donato Surgery surgical team carried out the operation by dilating his rectum then extracting all sharp fragments without incident. Continue reading

Huma cuts off Weiner…

Well, I imagine Hillary is relieved: Those “love triangles” never work out!

Huma Abedin Has Filed For Divorce From Anthony Weiner
Former Hillary Clinton staffer Huma Abedin has filed for divorce from her husband, former Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-NY), shortly after his guilty plea for sending obscene material to a minor. Weiner faces between 21 and 27 months in prison as part of his plea deal… (Continue to full article)

From the Archives: da Wiener has finally been exposed!
As for Hilrod & Huma making each other’s carpet minty fresh…good, they’ll breed each other outta existence…. (Continue to full article)

“When I get to old to dream….”

One day a man decided to retire…

He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank.

He soon found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing, only bananas and coconuts.

After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to the shore… Continue reading

Yáʼátʼééh

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him better take a closer look at the American Indian.” ~ Henry Ford

Just don’t look at Princess Poke Your Hontas…