Well – a pompous Democrap got caught with his hands, in – uh – er – ON the cookies.
Monkey-see, Monkey-do Al.
Now, do you want to continue your attacks against the likes of Judge Roy Moore, who wants the Swamp cleaned out once and for all?
Never liked your writing, your acting or your “job” as a representative of the people of Minnesota.
Take a look AL – it could be the last time… but then – she WAS advertising! Continue reading
Did ‘Fatty’ get a bad Rapp?
And which one do YOU believe represents the world’s OLDEST profession?
Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, “Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde… Continue reading
When the Clintons left the White House in 2000, Hillary claimed they were ‘dead broke.’
Now they’ve amassed a fortune of $240 million. Doing what? Speaking fees, ‘consulting’ and book sales are cited, but what the legacy media ignores is their real money maker: The mass of red flags that is the Clinton Foundation. It was established for egalitarian reasons in 2001, but its real purpose is the enrichment of the Clintons and their cronies. Continue reading
I’ve never seen a better explanation than this formula…
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?
Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: Continue reading
On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation that was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction. After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his certificate to the medicine man and wondered what he was in for. The old man handed a potion to him, and with a firm grip on his shoulder, warned, “This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful and then say ‘1-2-3.’ When you do, you will become manlier than you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you want.”
The man was encouraged. As he walked away, he turned and asked “How do I stop the medicine from working?” Continue reading
Now one can certainly make of this what they wish – and you will, but the lesson of the day here, is the poor quality of education in the American Public FOOL System of the modern day. Improper spelling, poor punctuation and grammar and horrible syntax – or is it Sin Tax?
“Mentoring?” Is that where the 24 years old HOT High School teacher offers to mentor her 16 year-old male student in the back seat of her car in the school parking lot at lunch-break? No matter the reason – it certainly makes for a good laugh once in awhile – and even gives Shakespeare a good laugh – but as they say, “Different strokes for different folks!”
Halloween is upon us once again and GrrrGraphics.com is flaunting the haunting! Our annual cartoon offers a potpourri of twits and treats. It features creepy characters such as a McCain-o-Lantern and Obama as a happy undertaker. He enjoys dancing on a grave of deeply buried virtues. Obama’s evil jig of socialism could summon the spirit of Karl Marx himself.
Hillary is cackling, bats are battering, and the ghouls are ghouling. Elizabeth Warren violates SJW sensibilities by dressing up as an Indian. “Poca-haunt-us” has a lot of nerve! She’s attracted the lascivious attention of Bill “Bare Bones” Clinton. Continue reading
I can’t imagine how difficult it must be for a president to call and give the nation’s respects to a grieving family who lost a loved one in a military action.
Rep. Frederica Wilson, a Democrat from Florida, used the condolence call as another way to viciously attack President Trump. Not only was her loud complaint vulgar and tacky, Wilson then compounded the error by proclaiming herself as a ‘rock star,’ due to the attention she received. Continue reading
The Clintons love making money by gaming the system. They use their political connections to sell out America for profit.
The Clintons amassed a $240 million fortune according to Forbes. By doing what? What business did they have? Their business was to rip off America. Continue reading
My little Mammy.
The sun shines east– the sun shines west–
I know where– the sun shines best!
It’s on my Mammy I’m talkin’ about, nobody else’s!
My heartstrings are tangled around Alabammy.
I’m so sorry that I made you wait!
Mammy– Mammy, I’m comin’!
Oh God, I hope I’m not late!
Look at me, Mammy! Don’t you know me?
I’m your little baby!
For one of your smiles,
Funny how history repeats itself: Continue reading
Are you as moral as you think you are?
This test only has one question, but it’s a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional (DAMN) situation in which you will have to make a decision. Only you will know the results, so remember that your answer needs to be honest.
You are in Florida , Miami to be specific. There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of biblical proportions. You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you’re caught in the middle of this epic disaster. Continue reading
They are right on the money!
When someone asks about my worst hookup, I have plenty of options to choose from, but I inevitably end up telling the same story. It’s the one where I started arguing with a Trump supporter at a bar and then before I knew it, I was waking up the next morning in his bedroom. There were flags everywhere: Ronald Reagan’s face was emblazoned on one of them, “Don’t Tread On Me” made an appearance on another. I say it was the “worst” not because the sex was bad, but because, well, see above….
This was in early 2016 and—while it doesn’t excuse my choice of partner—it was before Pussygate, before the suggestion of violence against his opponents,, and before the realities of a Trump presidency really set in. So while I found a lot of his comments abhorrent, hooking up with one of his supporters wasn’t quite the moral conundrum to me that it would become a few months later. Continue reading