Category Archives: Shakespeare Winks

Uh – figure it out for yourself – then smile once in awhile.

‘Mammas Don’t Let Your Cowboys Grow Up To Be P*SSIES’

It’s Hilarious & PERFECT!

The way we raise our boys matters, especially now, when so many are growing up to become just another Justin Bieber or Ryan Seacrest.

Remember that ‘Mamma, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowboys’ song?

It was a popular song. But it was due for an update.

The reason why is obvious, isn’t it? For many, there’s a greater chance of growing up to be a latte-swilling soy-boy, than there is for being ‘too’ rugged. Continue reading

Fractured…

Earlier this week I was on the Jesse Lee Peterson show out of LA.

It was a short segment early in the morning and we briefly discussed the NFL kneelers. I spoke about how they offended the fans, the veterans, and US history in general. I pointed out that black Americans have just as much stake and heritage in this country as anyone else. The first person to die in the Revolutionary War was Crispus Attucks, a black man. There were black Minute Men. I mentioned Andrew Jackson and the black battalion that was vital in defeating the the British in the Battle of New Orleans. Continue reading

It’s Over!

…and so in the scheme of things, you actually believe that all we have published on the Federal Observer since July of 2001 has made a difference? If it had, then O’Bammy would never have been able to hi-jack the White House and cause all of the damage he caused for nearly a decade. Hillary would never have been chosen as the Democratic nominee in 2016 and Trump would have never been chosen and allowed to leave the Atlantic Casino and moved to the one in DC, also known as the ‘White House.’ Is that meant to be negative comment regarding the President? No – just a factual statement!

So we have reached a turning point in America… heading toward the final collapse. As our ‘Quotables‘ post from the front page of this blog states:

“The phrase “the Fall of America” suggests some cataclysmic event ended the American Empire which had stretched from Maine to California and Florida to Washington. But at the end, there was no straining at the gates, no barbarian horde that dispatched the Empire in one fell swoop. Rather, the Empire fell slowly, as a result of challenges from within and without, and changing over the course of hundreds of years until its form was unrecognizable.”
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Franken-ly speaking, he grabbed my….

Well – a pompous Democrap got caught with his hands, in – uh – er – ON the cookies.

Monkey-see, Monkey-do Al.

Now, do you want to continue your attacks against the likes of Judge Roy Moore, who wants the Swamp cleaned out once and for all?

Never liked your writing, your acting or your “job” as a representative of the people of Minnesota.

Take a look AL – it could be the last time… but then – she WAS advertising! Continue reading

The Rats are eating each other

When the Clintons left the White House in 2000, Hillary claimed they were ‘dead broke.’

Now they’ve amassed a fortune of $240 million. Doing what? Speaking fees, ‘consulting’ and book sales are cited, but what the legacy media ignores is their real money maker: The mass of red flags that is the Clinton Foundation. It was established for egalitarian reasons in 2001, but its real purpose is the enrichment of the Clintons and their cronies. Continue reading

Mathematical Brilliance!!: What Makes 100%?

I’ve never seen a better explanation than this formula…

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: Continue reading

The Use of Proper English

‘Different strokes…’

On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation that was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction. After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his certificate to the medicine man and wondered what he was in for. The old man handed a potion to him, and with a firm grip on his shoulder, warned, “This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful and then say ‘1-2-3.’ When you do, you will become manlier than you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you want.”

The man was encouraged. As he walked away, he turned and asked “How do I stop the medicine from working?Continue reading

What hath English classes wrought in school?

Now one can certainly make of this what they wish – and you will, but the lesson of the day here, is the poor quality of education in the American Public FOOL System of the modern day. Improper spelling, poor punctuation and grammar and horrible syntax – or is it Sin Tax?

“Mentoring?” Is that where the 24 years old HOT High School teacher offers to mentor her 16 year-old male student in the back seat of her car in the school parking lot at lunch-break? No matter the reason – it certainly makes for a good laugh once in awhile – and even gives Shakespeare a good laugh – but as they say, “Different strokes for different folks!”
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Hollow Weenies…

Halloween is upon us once again and GrrrGraphics.com is flaunting the haunting! Our annual cartoon offers a potpourri of twits and treats. It features creepy characters such as a McCain-o-Lantern and Obama as a happy undertaker. He enjoys dancing on a grave of deeply buried virtues. Obama’s evil jig of socialism could summon the spirit of Karl Marx himself.

Hillary is cackling, bats are battering, and the ghouls are ghouling. Elizabeth Warren violates SJW sensibilities by dressing up as an Indian. “Poca-haunt-us” has a lot of nerve! She’s attracted the lascivious attention of Bill “Bare Bones” Clinton. Continue reading