The Federal Observer

Congratulations professor Gonorrhea, pat yourself on the back and take a bow.

You have finally succeeded in socially engineering a neutered society of sheople.

I would like to blame Congressman John Boehner, and the Republican establishment leadership, for not offering any resistance to our nations suicidal path of destruction.

I’d like to walk into Congress and grab that big weepy goof, Boehner, by the nape of his neck and slap the shit out of him for general purposes, but I realize that he really isn’t the cause, he is merely a symptom for this terminal disease that has deteriorated our nations moral compass, and replaced it with fear, intimidation, and fecklessness.

I was born during the night time, but not last night. That’s why I’m curious as to why our country was rocked into an economic disaster.

Usually there are warning signs of impending problems. For example, a finely tuned automobile just doesn’t quit running unless you run it out of gasoline. So, if I just parked my fine running car then got back into it and it didn’t start, I would perform an inspection and if everything seemed intact, I would be thinking”sabotage.”

All of a sudden, out of nowhere, we are told that our finely tuned economy isn’t humming along … it’s shot and needs to be overhauled.

Meanwhile, George Bush, Hank Paulson, and the Goldman Sachs Gang have ripped off the United States Treasury to the tune of nearly one trillion dollars, telling the people that their hard earned tax dollars will be used to help their cronies who are too big to fail.

Think “Grand Larceny,” to the biggest rip off in U.S. history – up until that time.

Those nauseous little liberal Banshees are at it again, holding a piss fest, ironically, because four United States Marines were captured on video, urinating on three dead barbarian, Taliban fighters, whom they had just engaged in a fire fight.

The lefties are having a field day with this video depicting why everybody hates the United States while vilifying our military. What a bonus treasure trove this story will make for the anti American losers who comprise the Obama base of useless eaters.

As a former United States Marine, Vietnam veteran, I have seen some pretty strange things, but we never video taped them.

I wonder how many Jar Heads still have a set of Charlies ears as souvenirs?

Historically, ushering in the New Year was a joyous time for celebration, but this year something just didn’t feel the same.

Instead of feeling in a celebratory mood, I feel more like a prison inmate who had just been set by the parole board … looking forward to another year of lost freedom.

Well, that may not be such a bad idea compared to what this Obama regime has in store for us.

Seditious Conspiracy, U.S.Code, Title 18, Part I, Chapter 115, Section 2384

If two or more persons in any State or Territory, or in any place subject to the jurisdiction of the United States, conspire to over throw, put down, or to destroy by force the Government of the United States, or to levy war against them, or oppose by force the authority thereof, or by force to prevent, hinder, or delay the execution of any law of the United States contrary to the authority thereof, they shall each be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than twenty years, or both.

The United States is being ruled by thieves who have exploited our national resources, and are extorting American citizens in a surreptitious scheme to transfer wealth from the ambitious, to this presidents base of near do wells, and useless eaters.

Thank goodness, American’s have been spared another nauseous weekend of media hysterics, as Congressional leaders worked out a two month deal to extend unemployment benefits with a trillion dollar budget bill to fund government folly, or threaten a government shut down.

Is this the best these feckless seditionists can do?

It looks like the Cain Train ran out of gas.

I hate to pat myself on the back, but months ago, before any allegations were lodged against Presidential Candidate, and Independent Businessman, Herman Cain, about sexual harassment, I had an on air discussion with my side kick, Kevin Mathews, “The Fluffy Bunny,” about Mr. Cain.

Fluffy was enamored about Herman Cain’s campaign, his conservatism, and his ability to recoup a dying food chain, Godfathers Pizza.

I pointed out that it was commendable to get that business out of the red ink, but it was a business that Cain had inherited through Pillsbury’s affirmative Action program.

There was no risk involved on Cain’s part, such as the risk of reaching into ones own pocket and taking a chance of starting a successful business.

Having some skin in the game tempers a persons behavior and cultivates a persons determination, unlike being handed a business on a silver platter. If it failed you could walk away unscathed, then return to another ludicrous, government sanctioned employment venture with no personal risk involved.

I guess the point I was trying to make was that in this faux climate things don’t always seem what they appear to be.

Once again, little nauseous busybodies are scurrying about, trying to legislate laws whether they are needed or not.

They are always looking to fix things that aren’t broken, trying to make ass holes out of themselves in general, and trying to screw up the works of a fairly finely tuned system.

This time it’s an attempt by the United States Senate to modify the “Trading With The Enemy Act of 1917 – which was modified on March 9, 1933 Emergency Banking Act, to include American citizens as enemies, is now about to be more fully implemented, as we’ve already witnessed in a secret provision that President Obama used to justify the murder of an American citizen, Anwar al-Wlaki, when they lit up his ass in a drone attack in Yemen a few months back.

My advice to the Tea Party’s, and to the occupation cult of useful idiots, would be to watch your back.

As the spokesman for the Minuteman Project in the State of Illinois, and as the Director of the Chicago Minutemen, I feel compelled to issue the following statement: United States Attorney General, Eric Holder, is not a Minuteman.

Contrary to statements being circulated, Eric Holder and his minions do not operate a Minuteman Chapter, and the Minuteman Project does not endorse any of the Department of Justice’s plans of “Attrition Through Enforcement.”

We find that the Holder methods of Attrition Through Enforcement, are too criminally negligent, and extreme, for many of us Minutemen who have been portrayed by the media, as being hard core advocates of law enforcement.

With all due respect to the victims and their family members who have suffered the assault on America ten years ago on September 11th, I offer my condolences.

To the hypocritic chancroids who have used this evil tragedy to hijack our government to advance their Socialist agenda, I offer my disdain, and disgust with the leaders of this nation who have surrendered our heritage to the global slave masters.

American’s need to wake up and decide which side of history they want to ride on.

The choice is clear, either freedom or slavery, I’m sorry to say there is no middle ground in this politically correct, multi-cultured cesspool that these subversionists have erected to choreograph a faux state of being.