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… and while the language might be offensive to some – frankly my dear – we don’t give a damn. Get mad at the source of your anger! (Ed.)
Now we got this boy as POTUS,
Who will never set US free
Illegals stand in line to reelect this boy-king.
(King Tut) How’d you cross the border?
(Border Tut) America’s out of order.
Scorned in Arizona,
He came from Kenya’s home-a? (King Tut). Continue reading
“Some call me the Prince of Persia, but very few realize that Im related to the Prince of Darkness. I morph at every turn and none can discern my tactics or even my birth record. We will obtain World Conquest through world force and controlled uprisings. Not only are we overwhelmingly mighty, but also we will prevail exceedingly all over the earth. We know what Communism means and we will progressively modify it and spoon-feed it to the masses. Communism means to come together as ‘One,’ just like King Nimrod commanded; and he formed World Government. We will overthrow Jesus Christ out of His Kingdom. King Nimrod did not have the Internet when he tried to form World Government. We do. And with the Keys of Solomon, along with a controlled and dumbed down populace, we will give the masses their portion of democracy. A Republic is no longer needed. Our new progressive democracy will thrive by multi-culturalistic unison with one language for the purpose of ONE POWER as a Communitarian unit under worldly martial law – unto the praise of Satan himself. We will have humanistic justice – by man, for man, without God, for man IS god. We are the creators of our own universe and tread upon the sands of crime. All dissidents that survive will be treated as terrorists and will be sent to a remote island south of the equator. This IS the Progressive Plan for the ages.” – George Barack Bushama Bin Laden Continue reading
An Unjustified Reward For Ignorance
Welcome, my sheepling’s to the future reality of sporadic death from gamma rays emanating from radioactive cobalt-60 or cesium-137, at near speed-of-light electrons fired by linear accelerators that NOW process the food you are eating. Beware of the false process, which come to you in sheeplet’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravening W.H.O.’s. Ye shall know them by their processed meat! Continue reading
Hot off the grill – it’s the endangered spotted Owl! Come one, come all to the great smorgasbord of dainty delights. Come and munch and watch the Communitarians scream with horror as we shatter the bones and chew the delicious morsels of meat that this endangered Owl has to offer.
After beating the crap out of it with our Baseball bats, we’ll stuff it into a bun – after awl, it tastes jests lahks Chicken! Continue reading
Before I begin with this post, here is an update on the Mystery Missle sighting in California yesterday.
Captain Chuck Nash Retired, (more like retarded) a Fox News Military Analyst claims today that the missile fired in California was NOT a missile but a CONtrail from a plane that was distorted. Continue reading
Here are the Erection results that Fox News failed show you. Yes sir! Sex-ed 101 for dumbasses:
Since you don’t get it America, let me draw a damn picture for you! Continue reading
“I just hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that just say I’m stupid. That way you wouldn’t rely on them, would you? You wouldn’t ask them anything. It would be like, ‘Excuse me…oops, never mind I didn’t see your sign.'” – Bill Engvall
As I sat watching Fox News and the election results I couldn’t help noticing the choices between the candidates. To me it was the choice between two devils in just about every race and I’m sure that most folks would disagree with my assessment but most of them are wearing signs that say, “I’m stupid.” After all, We The People just LOVE our Masonic two-party devils and to add insult to injury, the illegal alien invasion was NEVER brought into proper dialogue during all the campaign chatter tonight what a ca-winky-dink. Continue reading
“If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let’s all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.” – Armand’s Pizza, Washington Deceit
“Fighting for peace is like Screwing for virginity.” – The Bayou, Baton Rouge, LA Continue reading
Just as terrorists took over numerous flights with box-cutters in 2001, a new Islamic communitarian terrorist, George Barack Bushama Bin Laden in Washington has forever changed the pitch-and-roll to America’s wingspan.
This hijacking terrorist has ruptured our sovereignty into an extreme left-wing Islamic dive that could possibly force the lot of US in this country to charge at the cockpit with a “Let’s roll” clarion call in a last ditch effort to save what our founding Fathers have created. Continue reading
Yes, ladies and gentlemen its another sunny day in San Diego while many commuters are hustling and bustling their way through the highways and byways of life, I found myself sitting in a rather large hospital waiting room called Kaiser Permanente of Southern California.
It was rather stuffy in there with numerous people from all over the planet quietly sitting in their recycled chairs chirping politically correct phrases of wit waiting for their number to be called and I was among them waiting for countless hours for my friends name to be called so she could see her doctor. Continue reading
Mearr, me lads. Gather ye round, for this here’s a tale worthy of skin and bones that dance in the socialist moonlight. Alas. Today is another day to add more quilled apples of gold from your wordsmith with hope that some poor mate whether he be aboard or floating in a dingy somewhere off in the distance would grab the floating bottle with this message contained therein and “consume it” becoming aware that this ship is in dire straits. Perhaps this message will make it past the alien bottlenose sharks that are following aft with their friends the “Post-it Ghosts” that have trained them to swallow any messages whole that escape the Captains scrutiny. Continue reading
Mearr, me hearties. Gather ye round, for this here’s a tale worthy of skin and bones that dance in the socialist moonlight. Alas. Today is another day to add more quilled apples of gold from your wordsmith with hope that some poor mate whether he be aboard or floating in a dingy somewhere off in the distance would grab the floating bottle with this message contained therein and “consume it” becoming aware that this ship is in dire straits. Perhaps this message will make it past the alien bottlenose sharks that are following aft with their friends the “Post-it Ghosts” that have trained them to swallow any messages whole that escape the Captains scrutiny. Continue reading