The Federal Observer

…and do you know what that means kids? It’s back to school time.

Now, in the Western part of the country, many of our children have been back in school for two weeks already, while students back East are still fishing and playing marbles… all the while, our elected officials from Washington are home for the summer break ramping up their campaigns for the 2012 election season.

Well children, we think that what our leaders in DC have learned, shows that their education was very bad. They never had a ruler smacked across their knuckles, or had a paddle with holes drilled through it slapped upon their buttocks (well, maybe Barney did). I guess that each of them was a product of the public FEDucation system – and frankly – they have been doing a pretty crappy job for the nation – so I think that it’s time that they get on the bus for the last time, and find their way home.

Do you think that we can help???

From the mind and matter of Federal Observer columnist, Neal Ross.

Published originally at Federal Observer.com: Republication allowed with this notice and hyperlink intact.

Most people would rather love to see him start acting like a leader on the world stage and stop acting like an effete, narcissistic dilettante.

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“I STILL love Bill – I always will.” Fifteen years after the sex scandal that nearly destroyed BILL CLINTON’s presidency, MONICA LEWINSKY is still pining for the ex-commander in chief, say her friends.

The 37-year-old former intern – whose weight struggles were once almost as hot a topic as her sex life – looks trimmer than she has in years as she left Mr. Chow restaurant in Beverly Hills recently with a male companion.

In the years since the scandal that made her famous, Monica has not gotten married or had children because she is still in love with Clinton, according to those close to her.

“Monica still hasn’t gotten over Bill and would take him back in a second,” divulged a friend. “She told me, ‘There will never be another man in my life that could make me as happy as he did.’

“Let me make this perfectly clear… In my day, we would never have had accepted some rag-headed refugee from Kenya – well, first of all, he never would have made into the servants entrance to the White House, and secondly, we’d have shoved it right up his goddamned pink, Commie …..”