Downhill Racer
The Publisher | March 2, 2010
Congress Votes to Outsource Presidency
The Publisher | February 15, 2010
Washington, DC - Congress announced today (President’s Dsy), that the Office of the Presidency of the United States of America will be outsourced to India, as of March 1, 2011.
The move is being made, in order to save the President’s $500,000 yearly salary, and also a record $750 billion in defecit expenditures, and related overhead, [...]
The Fighting 69th
The Publisher | February 12, 2010
WASHINGTON - President Barack Obama has directed the Pentagon to replace the “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy with one that will allow openly gay men and women to serve in the military.
According to sources inside the Pentagon, changes to be implemented include
Hiya Ralphie. What’s Up?
The Publisher | February 10, 2010
Parking Violation
The Publisher | January 28, 2010
How Moses Got the Ten Commandments
The Publisher | December 16, 2009
God went to the Arabs and said, “I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.”
The Arabs asked, “What are Commandments?”
And the Lord said, “They are rules for living.”
Can you give us an example?”
“Thou shall not kill.”
“Not kill? We’re not interested.”
Three Black Marks on America
The Publisher | December 10, 2009
For far too many years, this nation has been held hostage by the two biggest race-baiters in the world - both of whom claim the title of “Reverend” - Jesse and Al. I don’t know about you, but in today’s society, we could add a third - Jeremiah Wrght, and could start a new chain [...]
Intelligence?: Questionably, Unknown
The Publisher | November 21, 2009
The following was sent by a friend of the Federal Observer.
For that, which you are about to read, the original source is unknown - but the reality of it hits home, like a bolt of lighting.
We’re so f*%@*^!
R U a Terrorist?
The Publisher | November 15, 2009
Pelosi Caught In Prostitution Ring
The Publisher | November 6, 2009
Washington - Yesterday, in the midst of the HealthCare fight on Capital Hill, Speaker of the House was called to the White House to report to the head Pimp. While there, there was a raid at the White House. Nancy Pelosi and all the Congressional Hoes were lined up outside the police station as they [...]