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“When I get to old to dream….”

One day a man decided to retire…

He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank.

He soon found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing, only bananas and coconuts.

After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to the shore… Continue reading

Gettin’ Old

I used to think I was just a regular guy, but . . .

I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist.

I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today’s standards, makes me a fascist.

I am heterosexual, which according to gay folks, now makes me a homophobic.

I am non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business.

I am a Christian, which now labels me as an infidel… Continue reading

Mayday Mayday Mayday!”

An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin-engine aircraft. A moment later the tower landline rang and was answered by one of the employees.

The passenger riding with the pilot who lost communication was on a cellular phone. He yelled, “Mayday Mayday Mayday! The pilot had an instant and fatal heart attack. I grabbed his cell phone out of his pocket and he had told me before we took off he had the tower on his speed dial memory. I am flying upside down at 18,000 feet and traveling at 180 mph. Mayday Mayday Mayday!”
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Two Alligators

the_two_of_themTwo alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake.

The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, “I can’t understand how You can be so much bigger than me. We’re the same age; we were the same size as kids. I just don’t get it.”

“Well,” said the big gator, “what have you been eating?”
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Cubs WIN – they WIN!

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Chicago Cubs Win World Series, Ending 108-Year Drought
The Chicago Cubs won the World Series, defeating the Cleveland Indians, 8-7, to clinch the franchise’s first title since 1908 and end the longest championship drought in baseball history.

In a thriller for the ages, the Cubs emerged as just the sixth team ever to survive a 3-1 deficit in a best-of-seven World Series. They outlasted the Cleveland Indians in Wednesday’s do-or-die Game 7 in a dramatic victory that stretched into ten innings–a roller coaster of emotion that will go directly into the history books…. Continue reading

Dickileaks Update

It’s The Stroking Gun… ‘Dickie Leaks

Dikileaks Blow(s) up in Hillary’s face

Hillary herself was one of the last to hear about the development when it blew up because she was on her plane with, irony of all ironies, no Wi-Fi. By the time she walked off, with a forced smile and distinct slump to her shoulders, she will have calculated just how big a deal this is and what a massive problem it may prove to be. It’s her own damned fault!  (Continue to full article)

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OMG! Hillary caught Trying to outrun the law
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She’s Melting! She’s Melting!
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…and we thought that the Former Speaker of the House had “PULLED’ a Boner… Well, this Jerk, Weiner may have “pulled out” the final nail to put this witch behind the eight-ball for good.

Oy Vey – we can only WISH!

The 11 Great Reads

latest1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.

2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country.

3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the country, and who are very good at crossword puzzles.

4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don’t really understand The New York Times.

5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn’t mind running the country, if they could find the time and if they didn’t have to leave Southern California to do it.

6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country. Continue reading

True or False?

Look it all up for yourself.

I’m not doing all of your homework – it’s time for some participation here…

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But frankly – the language is no surprise. The shady “lady” has a history of same while she and Wild Willy were in residency…