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I used to think I was just a regular guy, but . . .
I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist.
I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today’s standards, makes me a fascist.
I am heterosexual, which according to gay folks, now makes me a homophobic.
I am non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business.
I am a Christian, which now labels me as an infidel… Continue reading
An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin-engine aircraft. A moment later the tower landline rang and was answered by one of the employees.
The passenger riding with the pilot who lost communication was on a cellular phone. He yelled, “Mayday Mayday Mayday! The pilot had an instant and fatal heart attack. I grabbed his cell phone out of his pocket and he had told me before we took off he had the tower on his speed dial memory. I am flying upside down at 18,000 feet and traveling at 180 mph. Mayday Mayday Mayday!”
Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake.
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, “I can’t understand how You can be so much bigger than me. We’re the same age; we were the same size as kids. I just don’t get it.”
“Well,” said the big gator, “what have you been eating?”
Chicago Cubs Win World Series, Ending 108-Year Drought
The Chicago Cubs won the World Series, defeating the Cleveland Indians, 8-7, to clinch the franchise’s first title since 1908 and end the longest championship drought in baseball history.
In a thriller for the ages, the Cubs emerged as just the sixth team ever to survive a 3-1 deficit in a best-of-seven World Series. They outlasted the Cleveland Indians in Wednesday’s do-or-die Game 7 in a dramatic victory that stretched into ten innings–a roller coaster of emotion that will go directly into the history books…. Continue reading
It’s The Stroking Gun… ‘Dickie Leaks‘
Dikileaks Blow(s) up in Hillary’s face
Hillary herself was one of the last to hear about the development when it blew up because she was on her plane with, irony of all ironies, no Wi-Fi. By the time she walked off, with a forced smile and distinct slump to her shoulders, she will have calculated just how big a deal this is and what a massive problem it may prove to be. It’s her own damned fault! (Continue to full article)
OMG! Hillary caught Trying to outrun the law
She’s Melting! She’s Melting!
…and we thought that the Former Speaker of the House had “PULLED’ a Boner… Well, this Jerk, Weiner may have “pulled out” the final nail to put this witch behind the eight-ball for good.
Oy Vey – we can only WISH!
Needless to say – the kid ain’t talkin’ ’bout Bernie!
1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.
2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country.
3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the country, and who are very good at crossword puzzles.
4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don’t really understand The New York Times.
5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn’t mind running the country, if they could find the time and if they didn’t have to leave Southern California to do it.
6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country. Continue reading
Nothing more to say!
Look it all up for yourself.
I’m not doing all of your homework – it’s time for some participation here…
But frankly – the language is no surprise. The shady “lady” has a history of same while she and Wild Willy were in residency…
Watch closely now…
World War Loo
Ya ya! Dast ist der real thing. Zah roll of “Noble White” shiza paper from der Nazi regime – goink up for auction soon. You too can wipe ze azzen mit a piece of history.
Zer lot ist described as being in a ‘remarkably unused condition‘ and vas zer standard issue toilet paper giffen out by zer Third Reich, who said it vas a ‘wartime luxury‘.
One roll of loo paper given to zhe entire army? No vonder zhy vere alvays goose-stepping along! (Using torn out pages from Mein Kamp soon gets pretty sore on the azzen!). Continue reading
Same paper, same dates, different markets. What did you just learn?
Feeling manipulated yet?
da Wiener has finally been exposed!
She should have cut off his Slawson!
Spllt the Weiner? DAMN – that must have hurt!
This entire story can only be passed on by MilesTones to process since the whole “thought” process behind it is so ridiculous it can only be covered by that department that specializes in a cocked-eyebrow view of the news.
Insanity is not only inherited but it is contagious! We are in the midst of a deadly plague that is rampaging throughout the land, infecting all who are exposed to it. One cannot get away from the contamination, even if we stop watching the news or reading the papers, it is still there. The hardest hit areas are the schools, colleges and universities. Continue reading
If our nation is going to pull out of this Obamaland crap-ditch that we’re currently mired in, then we’re going to need men. Not males, but men. Men who personally, politically and culturally scrap indifference, take responsibility, lead boldly and expect success.
Which means, if I’m right in my assessment, that we’re more screwed than a drunken coed at Panama City Beach during Spring Break because there are pusillanimous punks o’plenty nowadays.
Yep, I blame the absence of men being men as the chief reason why we’re being hijacked by commie clowns and a significant swath of our nation is actually contemplating electing Hillary for president when she should be in prison. Continue reading