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What’s going on? Nothing much has changed – only worsened – throughout the entire nation. It matters not what race, religion, or pigmentation – the nation is crumbling.
It is no longer just the inner cities that are burning. Big City, or small towns – it is the soul of America that is burning…
The music of Marvin Gaye lives on!
A delightful angelic little boy was waiting for his mother outside the ladies room of the gas station.
As he stood there, he was approached by a man who asked, “Sonny, can you tell me where the Post Office is?”
The little boy replied, “Sure! Just go straight down this street two blocks and turn to your right. It’s on the left.”
The man thanked the boy kindly, complimented him on how bright he was and said, “I’m the new pastor in town. If you and your mommy come to church on Sunday, I’ll show you how to get to Heaven.”
The little boy replied with a chuckle; “You’re pulling my leg, right? You can’t even find the Post Office!”
Needed surgery after it broke…
An unnamed Italian man was brought to the operating room to have glass shards removed from his anus. The patient, who had a history of cocaine abuse, explained to doctors that he inserted the drinking vessel into his rectum for “sexual stimulation.” When he attempted to remove it, the drinking glass broke and left sharp pieces inside him. The DailyMail.co.uk reported that the man only sought medical help two days after the incident out of worry for his own safety.
In the BMJ Case Report, the authors noted that the 2IRCCS Policlinico San Donato Surgery surgical team carried out the operation by dilating his rectum then extracting all sharp fragments without incident. Continue reading
won’t ever have to worry about this again!
‘Greatest Show on Earth’
Well, I imagine Hillary is relieved: Those “love triangles” never work out!
Huma Abedin Has Filed For Divorce From Anthony Weiner
Former Hillary Clinton staffer Huma Abedin has filed for divorce from her husband, former Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-NY), shortly after his guilty plea for sending obscene material to a minor. Weiner faces between 21 and 27 months in prison as part of his plea deal… (Continue to full article)
From the Archives: da Wiener has finally been exposed!
As for Hilrod & Huma making each other’s carpet minty fresh…good, they’ll breed each other outta existence…. (Continue to full article)
Oh – don’t go away my friends – there is MORE … Continue reading
An extremely RARE video with two of the greatest vocal instruments who ever lived.
One day a man decided to retire…
He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank.
He soon found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing, only bananas and coconuts.
After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to the shore… Continue reading
“Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him better take a closer look at the American Indian.” ~ Henry Ford
Just don’t look at Princess Poke Your Hontas…
Separated at birth – maybe?
I used to think I was just a regular guy, but . . .
I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist.
I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today’s standards, makes me a fascist.
I am heterosexual, which according to gay folks, now makes me a homophobic.
I am non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business.
I am a Christian, which now labels me as an infidel… Continue reading
An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin-engine aircraft. A moment later the tower landline rang and was answered by one of the employees.
The passenger riding with the pilot who lost communication was on a cellular phone. He yelled, “Mayday Mayday Mayday! The pilot had an instant and fatal heart attack. I grabbed his cell phone out of his pocket and he had told me before we took off he had the tower on his speed dial memory. I am flying upside down at 18,000 feet and traveling at 180 mph. Mayday Mayday Mayday!”