Category Archives: Aaron Cantor

Cantor: “We Couldn’t Be Prouder”

Nancy pelosi made that statement concerning Obamacare at a press conference, and when I read it, I damn near swallowed my dentures.

If there was ever any doubt as to the ability of a human body to walk about with an empty skull (minus a brain), this Machashaifeh (Yiddish for a Witch) has just proven the impossible.

Back when the vipers in Washington D.C. where busy bribing each other to ram this G-d forsaken legislation through the House and Senate I thought Pelosi Had finally shot herself in the foot With her previous statement of “We have to pass this bill so we can find out what is in it”. Continue reading

Learn The Language Or Leave

cantor_cognacThe Netherlands it seems, has had enough of the immigrant demands of the Muslims who seem bent on taking over the country and in making all kinds of demands that they be allowed to practice Sharia law and special hours of blocking the streets for public prayer in the street, thereby making it impossible to move about freely.

There are some neighborhoods where non-Muslims dare not go, since they are intimidated at every street corner, and the rape rate is as high as the sky (Paris has the same problem) as well as several other European cities and even the police have to travel 4 to a car (with weapons). Continue reading

Cantor: Our Dime Squeezed To The Max

cantor_cognacPresident Obama arrives in Brussels… with a 900-person entourage, while First Lady Michelle Obama enjoys her $8,400/night suite at a five-star hotel in China, and word has it, Moochele’s mother Has been barking at the staff of the hotel since the moment they arrived, and the staff is fed up with all of them. President Obama is running up quite a tab in Europe. According to The Guardian, the President’s trip to Brussels required a 900-person entourage and cost the city about $10.4 million – no word on how much money the American taxpayers are on the hook for. To add insult to injury, the Secret Service is once again making headlines for inappropriate behavior.

Let us backup a tad and ask the one important question, why does the sharecropper in chief need a 900 person entourage? Continue reading

Cantor: An E-Mail To Draft An Ineligible For President

ted-cruzWe have been kicked, robbed, abused in every which way, by an illegal, usurping, two-bit phony sidewalk hustler for the last five years, and now I get an e-mail asking me to sign a petition to draft Ted Cruz for president.

Mr. Cruz is not eligible as he does not meet the Natural Born Citizen requirement, nor does Marco Rubio, or Bobby Jindal, just to name a few.

Please Mr. & Mrs. America, wake up, have we not had enough of ineligible people screwing us blind with no proper vetting. Continue reading

Donate! Donate! Donate!

bozo-the-clown-obama-the-clown-political-poster-1262643393Fresh home from my latest stay in the hospital and you guessed it boys and girls, not a damned thing has changed.

The same bunch of bozos are still trying scare you and me into donating to send blast faxes to all the elected clowns telling them to back off of the gun grab legislation that O-idiot is pushing.

In case you are just plain thick headed let me explain it to you, it does no good to send letters and faxes to those jackasses in Cesspool D.C. they haven’t listened so far, so what makes you think they will listen now?

The only thing that might get their attention on this matter is their minions looking down the wrong end of a gun barrel when they come to your house to attempt to confiscate your legally owned weapons. Continue reading

Cantor: No Elected Official Can Be Trusted

cantor_cognacThe explosive politics of health care have divided the nation, but America’s governors, Republicans and Democrats alike, suggest that President Barack Obama’s health care overhaul is here to stay.

Given the sneaky, underhanded arm twisting and bribery that was used to push this G-d awful health care law through on us and at the same time making sure that the lawmakers and their staffers either are not on it or are subsidized up to 75%, that gives rise to not only do the House and Senate need to get a boot in their ass while removing them but state governors as well, they are equally guilty. Continue reading

Cantor: Random Musings

DumpoI read an e-mail a week or ten days ago where a little girl when asked about Presidents day, she said something to the effect that that is the day when the President steps outside, sees his shadow and the girl said we are in for 3 more months of bullshit!

I have scoured my files trying to find it but this is as close as I can come, so that being said, we press on.

Earlier today Senator Durbin (a first class Illinois crook if ever there was one) was mouthing off on some ones talk show about the fact that Putin should stay out of the Ukraine’s political business and let them achieve the Democracy they so sorely need. Continue reading

Tell It To Whoever!

porky_02I don’t know about you, but I am sick to death of all these items coming at me from every which direction instructing me to Tell Congress this or that, or tell Speaker Boehner to do this or that or the other.

Do any of you realize what a bloody waste of time that is?

Those slugs don’t listen to anything we say, that should be obvious by now.

They could give a damn less what we say or think.

To them we are like a herd of sheep who seem to follow the Judas Goat every time the bell rings, to be shorn at their leisure. Continue reading

Cantor: From What Far Off PLANET Doth He Come?

new0aThe (p)Resident has a new theory as to why he’s not as popular as he once was: racism.

I wonder where in Space he pulled that one from?

Pull your head out of whatever orifice you have it buried in you Narcissistic jerk, race has absolutely nothing to do with your arrogance, your incompetence, your lack of class, or your obvious lack of education.

You showed the whole world how behind the power curve you are when you couldn’t even pronounce the word Corpsman properly.

A lawyer’s main tool is language and you proved right out of the chute your lack of skill in that department.

Harvard Law Graduate my Great Aunt Fanny! Continue reading

Cantor: Mighty Mouth Schumer

Chuck Schumer“It’s time for retired veterans to face cuts as the federal government looks for ways to trim expenditures”, Sen. Chuck Schumer said Monday, “we can’t ask our brave senators to take cuts, and it must be those selfish greedy soldiers who should pay more”.

Schumer maintained members of Congress should not be forced to take a pay cut. He said; “they have already sacrificed, since they have not seen a pay raise in a long time”, and explained most of them are paying more for healthcare insurance.
“We have taken pretty big cuts,” he said.

The incredible hubris, the unmitigated arrogance, of this Mamzer* is unbelievable.

If Mr. Schumer thinks he is untouchable, and can get away with making statements like this, he is sadly mistaken. Continue reading

Cantor: Trust But Verify? Trust WHO???

cantor_cognacThat was Ronald Regan’s line, which the current administration is trying to hi-jack and convert to their own purposes, like it was his nib’s own idea, but, like everything else, he stole the idea plain and simple.

With a phony commander in Chief who is a known and established serial liar not to mention a full blown Narcissist, who will say or do whatever is necessary to get what he wants, and a Secretary of State who also is as untrustworthy as the day is long given the Iranian sellout, it all adds up to a recipe for a major disaster.

Neither one of the afore-mentioned will ever be accused of abusing the truth, because neither our illustrious former constitutional law professor (he said he is so it must be true) or Lurch Kerry our self-decorated war hero, have ever been close enough to the truth to touch it.

Given our previous dealings with Iran, how could any sane person bring themselves to enter into or even entertain the idea of entering into a deal of this magnitude? Continue reading

Where Clowns Abound

bozo-the-clown-obama-the-clown-political-poster-1262643393Well the latest load of manure coming out of clown town (Washington D.C. for those of you who still believe in the tooth fairy) is the whale of a tale about how quickly this supposed Iran agreement came together.

It is more likely that the rumor of ongoing secret negotiations having been conducted for almost a year is closer to the truth.

There are no saints in Washington D.C. and where these hotshot whiz kids come up with all these elaborate yet hair brained schemes is beyond a rational person’s ability to digest it all.

What can we expect when we have a serial liar/community organizer/a pretend constitutional law professor (he says he is) sitting in the Oval Office spending us into oblivion mostly by executive order, a phony self-decorating war hero serving as Secretary of State who doesn’t have a clue what telling the truth is all about, a former Staff Sergeant serving as Secretary of Defense now add to this mix the obvious fact that none of these boobs had enough sense to hire some competent computer folks to set up the Obama Care programs so they actually work, and remember they had three years and $634 million dollars to work with and still couldn’t get it right. Continue reading

The Nine Most Dangerous Words

cantor_as_jaffe-13Ronald Reagan once began a speech by saying the Nine most dangerous words you can hear is some guy saying, “I’m from the government, and I’m here to help.”

Thomas Jefferson already covered that subject two centuries ago when he was quoted as saying “I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it, The policy of the American government is to leave their citizens free, neither restraining nor aiding them in their pursuits.” Continue reading

Cantor: Give It A Rest

Oprah: The Color - UGLY!

Oprah: The Color – UGLY!

Does Oprah or Sharpton or Jesse Jackson or Charlie Rangel think for one minute they are the only ones who have been victimized in their lives or called names (oh boo hoo hoo you poor things).

It is no different than being called sheeny, kike and Christ killer, as I have on more than one occasion in my life but you know what the answer to that problem was?

I got off my ass and went to work and did something about it.

The name of that tune is don’t sweat the small stuff, full steam ahead and do what you have to do to succeed. Continue reading

Cantor: No Big Rush

KerryLurchOfficial Washington was all upset and jumping through their collective butts over the Iran nuclear situation, and now Lurch Kerry says we are in no hurry.

Make up your mind Lurch, either we need to get this done now before they can build a bomb, or just turn our back on the whole mess until they have a bomb and then we can just sit and wait for them to blow up half of the world.

One day there is a great sense of urgency to stop them from enriching uranium to weapons grade, and the next, you say ho hum there is no hurry.

The level of incompetency of all of you assorted boobs, morons and out and out charlatans in Cesspool D.C. is almost unbelievable; you would make P.T. Barnum and Bernie Madoff proud.

WE have a word in Yiddish for people like you, the word is “GANEFContinue reading

Message In The Clear To John Kerry

john-kerryNot only are you a phony war hero, you self-serving worthless piece of DREK, you are also quite ignorant of history, which comes as a bit of a surprise given your Ivy League education.

Have you ever heard of a boob by the name of Neville Chamberlain?

He was the Prime Minister of England who went to Germany to parley with Hitler and got played like a Stradivarius.

I can still remember the news-reels of him getting off the airplane waving that ridiculous piece of paper and shouting Herr Hitler signed my piece of paper, there will be peace in our time, and less than a year later we were involved in a global shooting war. Continue reading

Cantor: 1% Transaction Fee Really?

sharkIt is quite possible within the very near future, if the article I read has any truth in it, that your banking institutions will charge a 1% transaction fee every time there is any activity in your account.

Your paycheck is in the form of an automatic deposit, so when it gets posted to your account, guess what, they will charge you 1% (let us say $1000.00, that means the bank will take $10.00 as a service charge, and it does not stop there, using the ATM machine to withdraw money from your account will cost you another 1%.

I think you get the picture. Continue reading

Cantor: Unchain All Of Me

weak linkThe old Ray Charles song went Unchain My Heart baby set me free.

Let’s go a step further, Unchain All of Us and set us free.

A $653 Million Dollar wedding present, We Americans paid for.

The website for Obama Care was built by an American Branch of a Canadian Company (said company was on a no-bid contract by the way).

Obama attended the wedding of Toronto Liberal MPP’s son, per the “Toronto Star”.

The bride it turns out is the daughter of none other than Valerie Jarrett. Continue reading


“Here I come to save the day….”

obama-as-mighty-mouseHe can’t say enough good things about the debacle he calls Obama Care, even though it is an absolute disaster.

Now today, since he realizes that the folks are not buying the CaCa de TORO, he has switched gears and is touting (get this) …


I have written I can’t remember how many columns on this particular subject, and have asked if some of the supposed illuminati (you know the ones who think they are smarter than anyone else) could please define just what is Comprehensive immigration reform. Continue reading

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