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Cantor: “We Couldn’t Be Prouder”

Nancy pelosi made that statement concerning Obamacare at a press conference, and when I read it, I damn near swallowed my dentures.

If there was ever any doubt as to the ability of a human body to walk about with an empty skull (minus a brain), this Machashaifeh (Yiddish for a Witch) has just proven the impossible.

Back when the vipers in Washington D.C. where busy bribing each other to ram this G-d forsaken legislation through the House and Senate I thought Pelosi Had finally shot herself in the foot With her previous statement of “We have to pass this bill so we can find out what is in it”. Continue reading

Learn The Language Or Leave

cantor_cognacThe Netherlands it seems, has had enough of the immigrant demands of the Muslims who seem bent on taking over the country and in making all kinds of demands that they be allowed to practice Sharia law and special hours of blocking the streets for public prayer in the street, thereby making it impossible to move about freely.

There are some neighborhoods where non-Muslims dare not go, since they are intimidated at every street corner, and the rape rate is as high as the sky (Paris has the same problem) as well as several other European cities and even the police have to travel 4 to a car (with weapons). Continue reading

Cantor: Our Dime Squeezed To The Max

cantor_cognacPresident Obama arrives in Brussels… with a 900-person entourage, while First Lady Michelle Obama enjoys her $8,400/night suite at a five-star hotel in China, and word has it, Moochele’s mother Has been barking at the staff of the hotel since the moment they arrived, and the staff is fed up with all of them. President Obama is running up quite a tab in Europe. According to The Guardian, the President’s trip to Brussels required a 900-person entourage and cost the city about $10.4 million – no word on how much money the American taxpayers are on the hook for. To add insult to injury, the Secret Service is once again making headlines for inappropriate behavior.

Let us backup a tad and ask the one important question, why does the sharecropper in chief need a 900 person entourage? Continue reading

Cantor: An E-Mail To Draft An Ineligible For President

ted-cruzWe have been kicked, robbed, abused in every which way, by an illegal, usurping, two-bit phony sidewalk hustler for the last five years, and now I get an e-mail asking me to sign a petition to draft Ted Cruz for president.

Mr. Cruz is not eligible as he does not meet the Natural Born Citizen requirement, nor does Marco Rubio, or Bobby Jindal, just to name a few.

Please Mr. & Mrs. America, wake up, have we not had enough of ineligible people screwing us blind with no proper vetting. Continue reading

Donate! Donate! Donate!

bozo-the-clown-obama-the-clown-political-poster-1262643393Fresh home from my latest stay in the hospital and you guessed it boys and girls, not a damned thing has changed.

The same bunch of bozos are still trying scare you and me into donating to send blast faxes to all the elected clowns telling them to back off of the gun grab legislation that O-idiot is pushing.

In case you are just plain thick headed let me explain it to you, it does no good to send letters and faxes to those jackasses in Cesspool D.C. they haven’t listened so far, so what makes you think they will listen now?

The only thing that might get their attention on this matter is their minions looking down the wrong end of a gun barrel when they come to your house to attempt to confiscate your legally owned weapons. Continue reading

Cantor: No Elected Official Can Be Trusted

cantor_cognacThe explosive politics of health care have divided the nation, but America’s governors, Republicans and Democrats alike, suggest that President Barack Obama’s health care overhaul is here to stay.

Given the sneaky, underhanded arm twisting and bribery that was used to push this G-d awful health care law through on us and at the same time making sure that the lawmakers and their staffers either are not on it or are subsidized up to 75%, that gives rise to not only do the House and Senate need to get a boot in their ass while removing them but state governors as well, they are equally guilty. Continue reading

Cantor: Random Musings

DumpoI read an e-mail a week or ten days ago where a little girl when asked about Presidents day, she said something to the effect that that is the day when the President steps outside, sees his shadow and the girl said we are in for 3 more months of bullshit!

I have scoured my files trying to find it but this is as close as I can come, so that being said, we press on.

Earlier today Senator Durbin (a first class Illinois crook if ever there was one) was mouthing off on some ones talk show about the fact that Putin should stay out of the Ukraine’s political business and let them achieve the Democracy they so sorely need. Continue reading

Tell It To Whoever!

porky_02I don’t know about you, but I am sick to death of all these items coming at me from every which direction instructing me to Tell Congress this or that, or tell Speaker Boehner to do this or that or the other.

Do any of you realize what a bloody waste of time that is?

Those slugs don’t listen to anything we say, that should be obvious by now.

They could give a damn less what we say or think.

To them we are like a herd of sheep who seem to follow the Judas Goat every time the bell rings, to be shorn at their leisure. Continue reading

Cantor: From What Far Off PLANET Doth He Come?

new0aThe (p)Resident has a new theory as to why he’s not as popular as he once was: racism.

I wonder where in Space he pulled that one from?

Pull your head out of whatever orifice you have it buried in you Narcissistic jerk, race has absolutely nothing to do with your arrogance, your incompetence, your lack of class, or your obvious lack of education.

You showed the whole world how behind the power curve you are when you couldn’t even pronounce the word Corpsman properly.

A lawyer’s main tool is language and you proved right out of the chute your lack of skill in that department.

Harvard Law Graduate my Great Aunt Fanny! Continue reading

Cantor: Mighty Mouth Schumer

Chuck Schumer“It’s time for retired veterans to face cuts as the federal government looks for ways to trim expenditures”, Sen. Chuck Schumer said Monday, “we can’t ask our brave senators to take cuts, and it must be those selfish greedy soldiers who should pay more”.

Schumer maintained members of Congress should not be forced to take a pay cut. He said; “they have already sacrificed, since they have not seen a pay raise in a long time”, and explained most of them are paying more for healthcare insurance.
“We have taken pretty big cuts,” he said.

The incredible hubris, the unmitigated arrogance, of this Mamzer* is unbelievable.

If Mr. Schumer thinks he is untouchable, and can get away with making statements like this, he is sadly mistaken. Continue reading

Cantor: Trust But Verify? Trust WHO???

cantor_cognacThat was Ronald Regan’s line, which the current administration is trying to hi-jack and convert to their own purposes, like it was his nib’s own idea, but, like everything else, he stole the idea plain and simple.

With a phony commander in Chief who is a known and established serial liar not to mention a full blown Narcissist, who will say or do whatever is necessary to get what he wants, and a Secretary of State who also is as untrustworthy as the day is long given the Iranian sellout, it all adds up to a recipe for a major disaster.

Neither one of the afore-mentioned will ever be accused of abusing the truth, because neither our illustrious former constitutional law professor (he said he is so it must be true) or Lurch Kerry our self-decorated war hero, have ever been close enough to the truth to touch it.

Given our previous dealings with Iran, how could any sane person bring themselves to enter into or even entertain the idea of entering into a deal of this magnitude? Continue reading

Where Clowns Abound

bozo-the-clown-obama-the-clown-political-poster-1262643393Well the latest load of manure coming out of clown town (Washington D.C. for those of you who still believe in the tooth fairy) is the whale of a tale about how quickly this supposed Iran agreement came together.

It is more likely that the rumor of ongoing secret negotiations having been conducted for almost a year is closer to the truth.

There are no saints in Washington D.C. and where these hotshot whiz kids come up with all these elaborate yet hair brained schemes is beyond a rational person’s ability to digest it all.

What can we expect when we have a serial liar/community organizer/a pretend constitutional law professor (he says he is) sitting in the Oval Office spending us into oblivion mostly by executive order, a phony self-decorating war hero serving as Secretary of State who doesn’t have a clue what telling the truth is all about, a former Staff Sergeant serving as Secretary of Defense now add to this mix the obvious fact that none of these boobs had enough sense to hire some competent computer folks to set up the Obama Care programs so they actually work, and remember they had three years and $634 million dollars to work with and still couldn’t get it right. Continue reading

The Nine Most Dangerous Words

cantor_as_jaffe-13Ronald Reagan once began a speech by saying the Nine most dangerous words you can hear is some guy saying, “I’m from the government, and I’m here to help.”

Thomas Jefferson already covered that subject two centuries ago when he was quoted as saying “I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it, The policy of the American government is to leave their citizens free, neither restraining nor aiding them in their pursuits.” Continue reading

Cantor: Give It A Rest

Oprah: The Color - UGLY!

Oprah: The Color – UGLY!

Does Oprah or Sharpton or Jesse Jackson or Charlie Rangel think for one minute they are the only ones who have been victimized in their lives or called names (oh boo hoo hoo you poor things).

It is no different than being called sheeny, kike and Christ killer, as I have on more than one occasion in my life but you know what the answer to that problem was?

I got off my ass and went to work and did something about it.

The name of that tune is don’t sweat the small stuff, full steam ahead and do what you have to do to succeed. Continue reading

Cantor: No Big Rush

KerryLurchOfficial Washington was all upset and jumping through their collective butts over the Iran nuclear situation, and now Lurch Kerry says we are in no hurry.

Make up your mind Lurch, either we need to get this done now before they can build a bomb, or just turn our back on the whole mess until they have a bomb and then we can just sit and wait for them to blow up half of the world.

One day there is a great sense of urgency to stop them from enriching uranium to weapons grade, and the next, you say ho hum there is no hurry.

The level of incompetency of all of you assorted boobs, morons and out and out charlatans in Cesspool D.C. is almost unbelievable; you would make P.T. Barnum and Bernie Madoff proud.

WE have a word in Yiddish for people like you, the word is “GANEFContinue reading

Message In The Clear To John Kerry

john-kerryNot only are you a phony war hero, you self-serving worthless piece of DREK, you are also quite ignorant of history, which comes as a bit of a surprise given your Ivy League education.

Have you ever heard of a boob by the name of Neville Chamberlain?

He was the Prime Minister of England who went to Germany to parley with Hitler and got played like a Stradivarius.

I can still remember the news-reels of him getting off the airplane waving that ridiculous piece of paper and shouting Herr Hitler signed my piece of paper, there will be peace in our time, and less than a year later we were involved in a global shooting war. Continue reading

Cantor: 1% Transaction Fee Really?

sharkIt is quite possible within the very near future, if the article I read has any truth in it, that your banking institutions will charge a 1% transaction fee every time there is any activity in your account.

Your paycheck is in the form of an automatic deposit, so when it gets posted to your account, guess what, they will charge you 1% (let us say $1000.00, that means the bank will take $10.00 as a service charge, and it does not stop there, using the ATM machine to withdraw money from your account will cost you another 1%.

I think you get the picture. Continue reading

Cantor: Unchain All Of Me

weak linkThe old Ray Charles song went Unchain My Heart baby set me free.

Let’s go a step further, Unchain All of Us and set us free.

A $653 Million Dollar wedding present, We Americans paid for.

The website for Obama Care was built by an American Branch of a Canadian Company (said company was on a no-bid contract by the way).

Obama attended the wedding of Toronto Liberal MPP’s son, per the “Toronto Star”.

The bride it turns out is the daughter of none other than Valerie Jarrett. Continue reading


“Here I come to save the day….”

obama-as-mighty-mouseHe can’t say enough good things about the debacle he calls Obama Care, even though it is an absolute disaster.

Now today, since he realizes that the folks are not buying the CaCa de TORO, he has switched gears and is touting (get this) …


I have written I can’t remember how many columns on this particular subject, and have asked if some of the supposed illuminati (you know the ones who think they are smarter than anyone else) could please define just what is Comprehensive immigration reform. Continue reading

Cantor: WHAT Sound Fiscal Policy?

Black-Hole-300x300Sen. Mitch McConnell, the Kentucky Republican who co-sponsored the bipartisan Senate bill that led to the end of the 16-day government shutdown, says the GOP will do anything to get rid of President Barack Obama’s signature health care law — except shutting down the government.

(Hey Mitch it could have been done by simply submitting a stand-alone bill to not fund Obama-Care).

“Shutting down the government, in my view, is not conservative policy,” McConnell continued. “I don’t think a two-week paid vacation for federal employees is conservative policy. A number of us were saying in July that this strategy could not and would not work, and of course it didn’t.”

In your view Senator, what view is that? Continue reading

Cantor: Wonderful, Wonderful

obamacare2If Obama care is so damned wonderful, why is the Idiot in chief trying so hard to sell this pile of manure to us?

If it is so damned wonderful, why has the House and the Senate exempted themselves and their staffers from it, Reid and Boehner both voted for it.

If it is so damned wonderful, then how come the members and their staffers will be subsidized 75% of the cost of their coverage and we the taxpayers will be footing that bill?

If it is so damned wonderful, how come some 68% of Americans are against this monstrosity?

If it is so damned wonderful how come not one person in Louisiana has signed up for the program Senator Landrieu? Continue reading

Obamacare Can Be Defunded Without Senate Approval

obamacare_weblogWhen the House passed legislation to defund ObamaCare but would keep the government running through mid-December, the Senate, led by Senate Majority Leader, Senator Harry Reid (D-NV) stated that they would not budge on Obamacare and the legislation was defeated.

On Monday, Dr. Harold Pease, an expert on the United StatesConstitution, stated that the authority in dealing with Obamacare funding belongs to the U.S. House, not the U.S. Senate and that the House is doing this all wrong.

Pease said, “Everything hinged upon funding which was given exclusively to the House of Representatives, the only power that they alone had.”

Pease went on to say, “All bills for raising revenue shall originate in the House of Representatives; but the Senate may propose or concur with Amendments as on other Bills. To fund anything, in this case Obamacare, first approval is required by the House of Representatives.” Continue reading

Game On?

HangingHouse Republicans on Saturday pushed the government to the edge of a partial shutdown next week, insisting that President Barack Obama’s health care law be delayed a year in defiance of the White House and the Democratic-controlled Senate.

They rejected a Senate bill passed Friday that would keep the government operating another 45 days and make no changes to the health law. Instead, House Republicans prepared to pass their own version Saturday and throw the issue back to the Senate, which is not scheduled to return until Monday afternoon, 10 hours before the shutdown deadline. Continue reading

Cantor: The Rest Of The Story

pussiesThank G-d for friends like these, as I really need them as old age creeps up on my memory, so; thank you George.

With regard to yesterday’s column entitled; “What will the next Sellout Be”, as Paul Harvey used to say “And now for the rest of the story”.

The following list contains the names of the other Senate Republicans who stood fast with Senators Cruz and Lee in voting against Obama Care.

Let’s congratulate the Republicans who voted AGAINST cloture!

The CR passed cloture with a vote of 79-19, and all 19 “nay” votes were from Republicans. Those who stood with Cruz’s effort to defund were:.. Continue reading

Cantor: A Question Of Vetting

"Oh boy - What a maroon!"

“Oh brudder – What a Maroon!”

I have been rather tied up recovering from some surgery so have not written anything for a few days but did come across some information on the internet that I think needs to be addressed.

As we all know, Pelosi and the rest of the Democraps did not properly vet O-Idiot before certifying him and placing him on the ballot (and the lazy good for nothing Republirats didn’t say boo). Continue reading

Who Is Leading This Charade Of A Parade?

JOHN-KERRY-vietnam-protest-w-microphones-1971-1A real qualified bunch of idiots all of whom couldn’t find their collective butts with both hands. A map, and a search party are all pushing for military action against Syria, and Obozo says well I don’t really need Congressional approval but I will ask for it anyway.

Yeah right!!!

The usual suspects are as follows:

Secretary of State John Kerry a phony war hero. Continue reading

Cantor: This Is Who We Have Running The Show?

john-kerryI had almost forgotten this little tidbit of information tucked way back in the back of my more than middle aged brain, but a friend and fellow writer reminded me of it.

John O’Neill wrote a book, and in it he spoke of a Viet Nam era Naval Officer who received a Dishonorable Discharge from the U.S. Navy which was later reversed by President Jimmy “Useless” Carter in a 1978 Amnesty.

The story became chapter nine in John’s bestseller, “Unfit for Command”.

The Officer in question was none other than our present Secretary of State John “Lurch” Kerry, and isn’t it amazing what money can buy especially when you are a sleaze bag politician. Continue reading

Chutzpah Of Gigantean Proportions

jaffe_as_cantor_2012OBAMA WARNS: “At Some point, the government will run out of money”, this according to the Washington Post.

When I read that statement, I damn near fell out of my chair.

You might think that O-BONZO would think twice before make a stupid statement like that, (SINCE HE IS DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR OUR FINANCIAL SITUATION) which could serve no purpose other than to piss off every citizen in this country with a functioning brain.

Do you think we should hit him over the head with a two by four to get his attention before we tell him we reached that point quite some time ago?

Every time he turns around, this schmuck is taking another vacation, (the cost of this latest one was around $100 million dollars) and we are still doling out foreign aid like it was water. Continue reading

Cantor: Just For Kicks And Grins

cantor_as_jaffe-13Teens charged after allegedly killing Australian student in Oklahoma for the ‘fun of it’

That was the headline concerning an unbelievably insane and idiotic act of what can only be described as pure barbarism.

Prosecutors on Tuesday charged two teenagers accused of gunning down an Australian student in Oklahoma for the “fun of it” with first-degree murder, and a third teen with being an accessory.

Officials say 22-year-old Christopher Lane, who was visiting the U.S. on a baseball scholarship at East Central University, was jogging along a road in Duncan, Okla., after visiting his girlfriend on Friday when he was shot in the back, allegedly by the teens. Continue reading