Frat House Babble
Once a Gyrene - always a Gyrene
By Rick Biesada
Three Texas surgeons went golfing .
The first surgeon quipped that he must be the greatest surgeon because he had reattached seven fingers on a concert pianist who had lost them in an accident. "Last week he gave a concert in honor of the Queen of England”, he proudly stated.
The second surgeon said." That's nothing. While serving at a field hospital during the Gulf War, I reattached the arms and legs blown off a soldier that had stepped on a land mine. Two years later he won a gold medal at the Olympics for track and field events."
"You guys are amateurs," snickered surgeon number three. "A few years back I had been called to the scene of an accident. What a mess. Some cowboy who was high on cocain and booze, charged head-on into a speeding train going 80 miles per hour, with his horse. The only thing left to work with was the horses ass and a ten gallon cowboy hat. Today this guy is the president." - Unknown author
Now, that's a good joke, no matter what political affiliation you may belong to, so I'd like to suggest that we leave the humor to comedians and allow our "seriousness of purpose," to the war on terrorism, not to be flippantly used for the amusement of Skull and Boner Girleymen, and their skanky girl friends.
This war on terrorism should remain serious, and we should be constantly focused on it, and remain vigilant.
Being that my grandson is on active duty in the United States Marine Corps. about to be shipped overseas, and be placed in harms way, in the line of fire, under some fools rules of engagement, I don't appreciate the presidents lame attempt at humor last week, during the Radio and Television Correspondents Association dinner, in Washington, D.C. while remaining safe and secure under the protection of the Secret Service, and Uncle Tommy Ridge's, Homeland Security Color Chart.
I found President Bush's sophomoric remarks to be in poor taste, after the sacrifice's our service personal have made.
As a matter of fact, I find this sick attempt at humor disgusting, under the circumstances of our war on terrorism, where our children, our relatives, and our neighbors and friends are walking around Iraq with targets painted on their chests, to insure the freedom of jackasses like this, to gather and folly at the expense of the American serviceman.
I don't find any humor in the presidents witticism about not finding any weapons of mass destruction.
"Nope, no weapons over there." ( Laughter and applause by nauseous sycophants) "Maybe over here." ( More laughter) "Oops, this photo wasn't supposed to be here. This is the Skull and Bones secret signal." (More laughter by morons without a clue to life or about our heritage.)
Hardy, har,har, George, you're really a funny guy. Funny like a clown. I'll bet Rummy got a kick out of you busting his stones too.
"I'm sorry Secretary Rumsfield couldn't make it tonight. He's at home watching his favorite TV show; Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. ( Laughter) My cabinet could take some pointers from watching that show. I'm going to have the Fab Five do a make over on John Ashcroft." - The Azz-ho ! ( Hilarious laughter.) Oh - did I slip? I must have been given the wrong intelligence again by George Tenent, that Clinton appointee that I can't get rid of. ( New World Order - Shadow Government appointee - shhh, don't tell anybody)
Never the less laughing boy, trying to legitimize a very repugnant family values issue over our natural life style, by pandering to the hypocritical message of false doctrine, will not be forgotten at election time.
Maybe you ought to ship the "Fab Five" overseas to help liberate the randy, radical extremists who are killing our children with impunity, because we are not fighting to win. You think that you can fight dirty little guerrilla murderers, by the Marquis of Queensbury Rules, while your sadistic opponent denied funding for flack jackets and bullet proof vests, to protect our troops in your adventure. I'm afraid that the joke is on you guys at election time.
Go ahead and send The Fab Five over to Iraq, that would be almost as funny as your witless notion about bringing democracy to a bunch of tribal, religious extremists, who have vowed to kill all Americans, just for general practice.
Lets not forget, that it was your intelligence that put our troops in harms way to begin with.
If Iraq had anything to do with 9 -11, than you were correct in attacking them for retribution - but not to liberate them. That defies logic, you can't change human nature and transform a rattlesnake into a cockroach, no matter what excuse you try to use, it just doesn't work, it's against human nature.
That 87 billion dollar aid package to rebuild Iraq could be better utilized right here at home, helping the veterans whose benefits have been drastically cut at the Veterans Hospitals.
We shouldn't spend one dime towards foreign aid, while we have homeless veterans walking around the streets here at home, in the USA.
So instead of pandering to idiots, you should take life a little more seriously, like our founding fathers did. When they addressed a hostile and oppressive government, they changed it.
They didn't have time to appease, or wisecrack over frivolous issues, equal to, or more dangerous than terrorism; but than they weren't Ivy League globalists who think that they can subvert our country by playing to a crowd of complacent sheople.
With another election coming up, we are forced to once again listen to the fabled nonsense of Dumb and Dumber, at the podium.
I would like to remind our president and his worthless war hero opponent, who denigrated every G.I. who had served in Viet Nam, that nothing is written in stone about elections.
The American people have been transformed into witless sheople, without the will to fight for self preservation, and this is no laughing matter, either.
If our never ending war on drugs can't stop contraband from entering our country through our porus borders, what's going to stop terrorists, or mercenary agents, from smuggling in nuclear suit case bombs or chemical and biological weapons in here to wreck havoc, causing more damage than 9 -11. Ha,ha,ha, laugh about that George, with your giggly prostitutes of the media.
Our people have to wake up to reality and realize that, like it or not, we are at war, and this is no joke.
America has to get real and decide what it wants. Islamic domination of the world, or freedom.
These radical extremists are evil bastards, as they exhibited their proclivity for mayhem once again last week, by strapping a bomb on a young Palestinian boy and shipping him off to meet Allah early, with a twenty dollar bill in his pocket and the promise of an after life with 72 virgins.
The sad part here is, that there are millions of poor, uneducated young men in the middle east willing to die for those same 72 fictitious virgins, just as there are thousands of misinformed American's that want to perpetuate the fictional myth about the relevance of same sex marriage, or; about the Nanny State Government insuring their safety by protecting them from terrorists, both foreign and domestic.
Until we get all American's on the same page of unity again, with a common philosophy about providing for our self defense, than these frivolous notions over witless social schemes, same sex marriage, prescription drugs, or social security, won't mean a hill of beans when another 9-11 occurs and ruins our economy, putting our entire country in a state of anarchy.
Then we will see how funny things will be without any sycophant neocon pals on the pay roll, like Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, or that clueless oaf, Mike Gallegher, to pimp for the government oligarchy.
Just bear in mind, Mr. President, the next time you get in front of a microphone, that there are about 30 % of our people just like me, who revere this country, and served her in Viet Nam. We were spit at when we returned home, and we didn't like it. We didn't like going off to war while the children of the elitists sat home and protested, and we didn't like being set up to prolong a war so rich men could become richer, off the toil of American's on the ground in a foreign land.
Now our children are off on a similar mission, and we are going to watch you and hold you accountable for your actions.
We happen to take this war serious, so before you joke about it, and malign the memory of better men and honorable service personal, who committed the ultimate sacrifice in the name of America, and for your right to jest with your globalist pals, maybe you'd better utter your disgusting remarks in private, in the confines of your secret society...as most of us grunts in life still embrace the oath of our secret society called Red Blooded Americans, and we still embrace our oath about;" protecting our country from invasion by the enemy; both foreign and domestic."
Federal Observer contributing columnist Rick Biesada can be heard on The Angry White Minute each Tuesday and Friday morning at 8:10 a.m. over radio station WJJG 1530 AM, Chicago's Home Town Station. If you've got a story about a public official violating the public trust, and would like to...share it, send Rick an email. While you're at it - Visit his Web-site and you'll have a little fun. While you're there - pick up a copy of his book, Angry White Male and The Horse He Rode In On.
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