Satan's Children

the Last Crusades - Book XVI

By Cliff Jones

Dear Homeland Security minion,

How's your boss Satan doing? I hope he gave you a big bonus this year, my wife has suffered yet another reduction in her pay, and because of your boss I am unable to make an honest living so things are tight here.

I'm writing this to thank you for listening to me on the phone with road runner technical support explaining what you were doing and why my internet connection was running like molasses, and that you stopped doing it immediately (within a minute) after you heard me explaining that I knew the problem wasn't with the unknowing poor slobs forced to inadvertently do your bidding at road runner, but because of you. You obviously lifted whatever it was, because my connection runs great now. Thanks.

I guess you need to upgrade something so it won't have this sort of obvious effect in the future. I don't give a rat's ass if you know everything about me, in fact why don't you get one of your $50+K a year minions to come on over, have some coffee and I'll tell you EVERYTHING about how I care for this nation, it's people and the world whereas you assholes obviously don't. I've said it a million times: if you want to know ANYTHING about me come over and ask, don't spend the people's money playing Satan's games.

Anyway, thanks for my internet connection back. I needed it to put and end to you.

Clifford Jones