A Wonderful Day in the Neighborhood
By Rick Biesada
The House Of Representatives finally showed a little gumption and voted to ban human cloning, while The Supreme Court gave pro-life supporters a victory for freedom of speech.
Poor Dolly, the cloned sheep succumbed early in life. Dr. Frankenstein is going to ship her remains to The Clinton Library, down Arkansas way, where she will be stuffed...for posterity.
The Supremes bitch slapped the judicial activists trying to expand the R.I.C.O. Act; not because it was the morally correct thing to do; but because it would have brought similar suits against the socialist favored extremists such as; the environmentalists, the animal rights groups, and sodomite activists.
I offer my condolences to the family of Mr. Fred Rogers who passed away last week and also to Commandant Tom Ridge. The passing of Mr. Rogers character, leaves a void in the backup for Homeland Security Chief; Tom Ridge.
Mr. Rogers character, helped craft the Homeland Security Department; sticking to the flavor of compassion and open borders in our time of national emergency. Shelters and water stations were erected out in the western deserts to aid our illegal trespassers before welcoming them into our welfare system. His recommendation for duct tape usage in the event of a chemical or biological attack - drove the stock of Home Depot and the Great Wal-mart of China through the roof, resurrecting a faltered economy.
Mr. Rogers character, developed our Color Coded System of Security. What a magnificent way to fight terrorism, and to tell you the truth, I felt safe with Mr. Rogers around. He was a pro-life supporter and he placed a value on human life. You can rest assured if he said we were in Code Orange, we were in Code Orange - period!
I feel a little nervous with a pro-choice commander at the head of The Homeland Security, making indecisive decisions. They are liable to choose what ever color that may strike their fancy, and this trait could get us all killed quicker than a baby being aborted in the USA.
Code Red; no wait, make that Code Orange! Ah, Code Yellow...no, no, Red - Blue - Green - Yellow - Green, Lavender, oh, oh ! What's that all about? Oh, okay, don't ask - don't tell. See what I mean
Too bad Mr. Rogers character passed on before he could implement his plan for liberating Iraq, just as the other bureaucrat's have done in secret, with The Patriot Act ll, trying to replace our Bill Of Rights by impeding on our liberty.
As our nation is being taken on a magical trolley ride into Saddam Hussein's neighborhood, our Heavenly Father has summoned Mr. Rogers up, to prepare for the boys and girls that are going to come home in body bags.
They may be coming home in record numbers because of our leaders reckless capitulation over removing this criminal master-mind. Well over one year ago, after we were viciously attacked on 9-11, I distinctly heard President Bush state loud and clear : You are either with us, or you are with the terrorists. If you harbor terrorists or finance their activities; we are coming after you!
Every day that we waste waiting enables the terrorists more time to prepare, or to cover for their evil activities. Every day wasted gives the enemy more time to lay out ambushes with their weapons of mass destruction. Every wasted day gives them added time to plant land mines and booby traps. Every wasted day imposes stress on our troops and makes The Bush Doctrine, less credible, in the eyes of the people.
Now Sir, we didn't elect you President because you got up on national TV and lied about not having sex with that woman!
We elected you to do what you gotta do! The only way to solve this problem is to fight fire with fire-power - American Fire Power - leaving our calling card and sending the message loud and clear to every one, or we are going to have problems for the next one hundred years!
Those 3,000 lives that were murdered on September 11th have to stand for something. We don't have to answer to that impotent U.N. Hans Blix, Wolf Blixer, or Donner and Blixen, to stop our resolve. We have The Retorisan Doctrine to stand on for retribution, plus the old Bronx Cheer! "You wanna mess with us, Girlyman? We're coming for you!"
Now with Mr. Rogers in Heaven, the restraints of compassion have been lifted off of your shoulders. Do the right thing Mr. President. Drop the hammer and move swiftly to eliminate this evil tyrant that is making a laughing stock out of America.
Just do it...then bring all of our troops home from all foreign soil and start liberating the citizens of the US from this burden some form of government.
You will feel good about yourself and the people can resume our pursuit of happiness once again... having a wonderful time in our neighborhoods.
Federal Observer contributing columnist I'm Rick Biesada can be heard on The Angry White Minute can be heard each Tuesday at 8:00AM over radio station WJJG 1530 AM, Chicago's Home Town Station. If you've got a story about a public official violating the public trust, and would like to...share it, send Rick an email. While you're at it - Visit his Web-site and you'll have a little fun.