Let the games begin!

President’s Day Salute

By Rick Biesada

Our country was founded by "rebels." On President's Day, we honor these wise old God fearing, like thinking men.

If we could "target" these guys and set up a surveillance tap in heaven, I'm sure we'd find these old patriots huddled in a corner having an argument about this gift that they bestowed upon us, becoming surreal. They would be confounded by what has happened to their beloved country, as they look down upon it, shaking their heads in disgust and shame.

"What's up with this government that wants to seize private property, George? Why, we made private property the foundation for freedom and now these nitwits want to interfere with that unalienable right!"

"This new government sides with illegal aliens rather with it's own citizens, Tommy! When are these passive idiots going to wake up and start a revolution? There is nothing "about" this new brand of American! Why, Things were never this bad under King George The Turd, and we just snatched this country away from that old sticky fingered scoundrel! What are these people waiting for, I wonder?

Yeah, they'd be up there copping a plea over this situation.

"It was all George’s fault." "No, No, don't blame me, I was too busy chopping down trees. Tommy Jefferson is the culprit."

"Oh no! Don't try to lay that stuff on me, I was too busy frolicking with my slaves, besides, Alexander and Benny Franklin had most of the ideas. They're to blame for that degenerate country down there, not me."

I hear ya boys; I wouldn't want to take credit for the mess that has transformed our United States Constitution, into oblivion - the most magnificent document since The Magna Carta. (The document that placed the king under the law and checked royal power.) Now it's on it's way out by the One World Order, Ivy League boy.

I can just visualize all of these great heroes sitting around crying in their beer about their government being overthrown by greedy deviates. This once great country that these men had nurtured and shed blood over to preserve the tree of liberty, is falling prey to a fascist regime.

"If only our children would have listened, that's why we wrote everything out in the constitution...to define our laws and way of life. This new generation has bastardized it, along with our Christian way of life. Ohh...Tommy! Pour me another double Jack ... please!"

Well... they did warn us about corrupt and tyrannical leaders seeking power - absolute power in a nation of individual rights, breeds evilness. This is why they gave us a remedy to correct this evil practice as a last resort in the 2nd amendment.

Look at how far we have come since we started this race back to the feudal system; and rely on the "Nanny State," to care for us and comfort us, but give us prescription drugs, and other non-essential goodies through the smoke and mirror policies of usurping the law and thievery. To stick us up without a mask, as they transfer our hard earned money, i.e.; private property, to other less fortunate; sick, lame and lazy people.

We have gone from a Federal Government enacted to regulate commerce and to provide for a common defense against "invasion," whose only authority over prosecuting criminal cases were over the crimes of treason and piracy, to a massive over blown system of millions of laws, filling voluminous books of repetitive laws that can not be deciphered logically...or to be deciphered selectively...which ever way the corrupters want it to be. Therefore, we went from a system of law to a system of men whose only sense of justice is determined by the size of their greed. America, the land of the free has developed a burgeoning form of government that wants to regulate every facet of our life, from the convoluted notion of hate crimes to the regulation of our toilets.

No leadership! No more statesmen! Our leaders subvert and disregard our constitution as they inundate us with more un-constitutional, useless legislation and nonsensical ideas to govern the masses of stupid people that put up with this corrupt form of fascism.

THIS MEANS YOU - TRAITORS!

These founding fathers knew exactly what they were talking about when they formulated our government and relinquished their power to weak men. To perverts, that would soil the peoples sacred White House, with blow jobs, or treasonous acts of subversion against it's citizens.

Our founding fathers would cripple the bureaucrat's who would dare secretly craft a document like the Patriot II Act. Nearly 500 pages of subversion against our intrinsic rights as American Citizens; but nothing said about securing our borders in this fictitious war against a greasy enemy that holds millions of Americans at bay with a box cutter. Are we really that dumb or simple minded?

Our President tells us not to worry, as he throws our hard earned tax dollars around like a drunken sailor on a binge. He states that this is a new kind of war. Forget about hunting down terrorists, go out and buy a new car instead. Than duck tape yourself inside of it and asphyxiate your azz. Don't worry be happy, Chico is coming to cut your lawn!

Tom Ridge; Tommy, our "Homeland Security Czar," tells us to be careful as he plays with his color chart. This guy was awarded the Bronze Star for killing the enemy in Viet Nam. He accepted the award reluctantly because he couldn't be sure if he killed this fellow. He whined about not being clear on the incident.

Well if he couldn't be sure, than I sure as hell don't want him to head the highest security office in our land. I want a guy that is cock sure.

"Yeah...I smoked that Gook! I capped em right between his shifty eyes. He didn't look so tough when he was lying - still, bleeding...while I reached down and cut off his ears. I still keep em as around as a reminder of that particular day in time when it came down to him or me. Ha, ha, ha, I guess it must have been my day, because I've got his ears."

This is the guy I want in that office...not some jackass that wants to grant benefits to illegal aliens.

On this President's Day I salute these original presidents, along with all of our founding fathers. Our country was indeed founded by rebels. If that is what it is going to take to restore order, and to put this country back together... then let the games begin!

Federal Observer contributing columnist I'm Rick Biesada can be heard on The Angry White Minute can be heard each Tuesday at 8:00AM over radio station WJJG 1530 AM, Chicago's Home Town Station. If you've got a story about a public official violating the public trust, and would like to...share it, send Rick an email. While you're at it - Visit his Web-site and you'll have a little fun.

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