Who is That Masked Man?

By Jeffrey Bennett, Publisher

Who is That Masked Man?

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As the drawn-out two year election erection culminated in the selection of one Barry Soetoro (aka Barack Hussein Obama) as the presumptive President elect of the united States of America, I found myself filled with an array of emotions, nearly all of them putting me into a deep funk, and left with many unanswered questions.

First of all, I am elated that the (p)residency of one George W. Bush is nearing it’s end, although I am not sure that this didn’t happen nearly eight years ago. Never in my life could I believe that someone so inept could ever rise to the position of the highest office of our land, get this nation into a war by deceitful methods, rip the American Constitution to shreds each morning as he performed his daily constitution, via vehicles such as the Patriot Act and the Department of Homeland Security. Under his watch (and that’s about all he did), the U.S. economy seemingly sunk lower than that of the Great Depression. Under Waldo’s watch (G.W. my toucas – it’s W.W.), Alan Greenspan was allowed to continue with his “exuberant economic” real-estate bubble – which burst under the blind eye of his inept successor, Benny, which has now affected the entire global economy.

On October 3, 2008, CONgress – against the wishes of the people of these united States, passed legislation, bilking the American taxpayer out of 700 BILLION DOLLARS in order to bail out their banking and Wall Street cronies, upon the threat of a complete and total collapse of the American economy. I warned American at that time that this was merely the down payment for our demise. In less than sixty days, the “bailout” has grown to in excess of 800 TRILLION DOLLARS – and the Big 3 automakers are in the midst of their second trip before the money changers. GM alone has stated that unless they get $12 BILLION in loans RIGHT NOW – they will be out of business before the end of the calendar year – AND they want $6 BILLION more at their disposal (what a word) – “just in case.” Well, at least they are being more honest than AIG was when they came to the table thrice.

Oh, by the way, when GM told CONgress that they were going to concentrate on Chevrolet, Buick, GM and Cadillac – there was no mention of Pontiac. Oops – guess that it is gone with the wind like the Merry Old Oldsmobile. I guess that the poor splibs will only have Cadillacs to choose from now. What about Chebby trucks? How can a major manufacturer discriminate against our poor invaders from South of the Border?

Who Dat One Be?

General Motors is in trouble because they were greedy and refused to blow with the winds of change – change, which they began and then canned (Who Killed the Electric Car?). Maybe they should dump all of their product lines and start over. Henry Ford began with a Model ‘T’ and went on to the Model ‘A’. GM could give us the Model ‘S’ – for S#*! – because that is all they have been putting out for years.

And cometh Barry with his hand-picked financial advisors to deliver us all from Pharoah. Hi-Yo Silver, Awaaaaaaaaaay!

And doesn’t ‘Tonto’ mean ”stupid”?

Well, Volker did it once before. Maybe…… Forget it – I am dreaming! We’re too far gone and the printing presses will soon break down. ”Hey Buddy! Can you spare an Amero?”

Without Apology I am,