Waldo Bush and the Great Oil-scam: A Solution?

By Jeffrey Bennett, Publisher

What we share with you today may be offensive to some, but should be thought provoking to all. I dedicate this column to my friend Paul from Barre, MA.

On August 20th if this year, the Washington Post published a column, U.S. charity for Chavez which was forwarded to me by long-time friend, reader and client, Father O’Leary. As an outspoken critic of U.S. policy around the world, it was an interesting premise. Included in the column was the comment that Chavez haas recently taken out applications for reelection – which is expected to be successful.

The following is excerpted from the dialog, which I shared with O’Leary.

JB: I am placing Chavez' name in the ring for US President. He could not possibly do any worse than Waldo.

O’Leary: He may be crazy but he's got some balls on him.

JB: What's crazy? Some ass hole who claims to be a cowboy but was born in the belly of the beast? Some idiot who kow-tows to the Israe-LIE lobby and Big Oil companies? Waldo doesn't have the cajones to implement "emergency" energy conservation at a time it's needed more than ever before. Carter was an idiot but at least he did something in this area.

How do you cut to the quick? Reduce the speed limit across the board, thereby reducing fuel consumption by ten to 20% IMMEDIATELY - OR - do you just open up more drilling fields allowing greater profits for his friends? It's obvious which path the jerk took. Don't get me wrong - I don't particularly want to slow up on the highways either - but this will slow consumption and with it - we'll see lower prices at the pump. In the winter, your sister will also see lower heating bills. But let's not address domestic issues - sheet no - we got us a real-by-god (little 'g' intentional) war on terrorism here. Crap - the terrorists are in DeeCee and we put them there - the BEST that money can buy - the money of big-business.

O’Leary: A full pack, a shit load of magazines, and at least one canteen of water at the ready is a must today for if you wait for salvation from M. Jerkoff and his boy Waldo "In Case of Emergency" breaking glass and pulling the lever is not an option. Presently I drive around town in 105 heat with the AC off and on the highway I now do between 55 and 60 instead of the 70 + speeds they want you to travel at. Your last line is so true to form of the government that we have elected we get what we deserve "A weak sister".

If the above dialog pisses you off - tough shit - something has to be done and these jerks don't have the balls to do it - they are too worried about re-erection - oops - re-election!

Without apology, I am