When the Moon(beam) Comes Over the Mountain

Governor Brown,

I’ll keep this short as I don’t want to waste any more time writing something you’re going to ignore anyways. You folks in Sacramento continue to amaze me. Whenever I think you have reached the limits of stupidity, you prove me wrong.

Recently you signed into law two new bills limiting water usage in California; setting the indoor use per person at 55 gallons. I wonder, do you legislators use more than 55 gallons per day flushing all your bullshit down the toilet?

I suppose on Sundays, our typical laundry day, one of us will just have to go without bathing, as washing all those dirty clothes and bathing will exceed our allotted 55 gallons. Maybe we could draw straws to see who gets to go without a bath on Sundays; you know, just to make it fun. Then again, maybe I’ll just dig a hole in the backyard and stop using the toilet altogether…bet that would conserve a lot of water too; although the neighbors might complain.

I also see that you have yet to determine what limits will be imposed for outdoor use; but I expect that on my next trip to Sacramento that I’ll see the grass outside the capital turning brown; as well as the grass in McKinley Park. And let us not forget the lush landscapes of all your supporters living in multi-million dollar mansions in Hollywierd; I expect to see their lawns turning brown within the month as well.

I suppose there is one upside to all this; all this water conservation will save plenty of water to rinse out the shitty taste your stupid laws leave in my mouth.

Neal Ross

3 thoughts on “When the Moon(beam) Comes Over the Mountain

  1. Fergus

    The people in California must all have a special kind of stupid. Each day demonstrates how crazy they are.

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  2. Mark

    Please don’t criticize the LEFT COAST…they are working hard towards their goals:

    1. Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy.

    2. Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend.

    3. No animal shall wear clothes.

    4. No animal shall sleep in a bed.

    5. No animal shall drink alcohol.

    6. No animal shall kill any other animal.

    7. All animals are equal.

    These commandments are also distilled into the maxim “Four legs good, two legs bad!” which is primarily used by the Progressive Sheeple in California, often to disrupt discussions and disagreements between animals on the nature of Animalism.

    Don’t worry, eventually Napoleon Moon Beam and his pigs will secretly revise some commandments to clear themselves of accusations of any law-breaking. They will change the commandments to:

    4. No animal shall sleep in a bed with sheets.

    5. No animal shall drink alcohol to excess.

    6. No animal shall kill any other animal without cause.

    and eventually in this “crisis” No Pig shall be denied water because…wait for it…here is the LEFT’S BOTTOM LINE:

    “All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others”

    You see the PC-BS political dogma of the Radical Left is always turned into malleable propaganda…soft tyranny morphing and leading to economic hard times – then collapse…always accompanied by hard tyranny…how do we know this? Its called HISTORY…

    Venezuela is nothing less then California’s future.

    Do you know what lemmings shout out just before they run in mass jumping off the cliff to their deaths?

    “Workers of the world unite!”

    Do your children or grand children a favor and show them this movie and then explain it.

    https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=animial+farm+cartoon&view=detail&mid=D74523B3782538E30B3FD74523B3782538E30B3F&FORM=VIRE

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