My Lazy Glock…

glock_22Today, I placed my Glock .22 pistol on the table right next to my front door. I left its clip beside it, then left it alone and went about my business. While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor’s son across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the “stop” sign near the front of my house.

After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was quietly sitting there, right where I had left it. It had not moved itself outside. It had not killed anyone…  Certainly, even with the numerous opportunities it had presented to do that. In fact, it had not even loaded itself. Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Left and the media, about how dangerous guns are and how “THEY” kill people. Either the media is wrong, or I’m in possession of the laziest gun in the world.

The United States is 3rd in murders throughout the world. But if you take out just FIVE ‘left-wing’ cities: Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC, St Louis and New Orleans – the United States is 4th from the bottom, in the ENTIRE world, for murders.

These FIVE cities are controlled by Democrats. They also have the toughest gun control laws in the USA. It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data, right?

Well, I’m off to check on my spoons. I hear they’re making people fat!

2 thoughts on “My Lazy Glock…

  1. hippybiker

    You know I did the same thing several of my own pistols and several of my rifles. This laziness must catching. None of them did anything. Damn lazy guns-

  2. Jim Connor

    “…my Glock .22 pistol…”

    Really? You could sell that pistol and retire very comfortably because Glock doesn’t make a .22 caliber pistol.


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