America’s Potty Wars

To pee or not to pee; that is the question… Or is it?

pottywarsSo much commotion about who can use the women’s restroom leads one to believe that this is a real problem, when it’s not. Most people that I know are not concerned about where transgenders are allowed to go. Quite frankly, if it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, acts like a duck and pees like a duck, I’m not going to look up anyone’s skirt to check, and I’m fairly certain that no one else is either. Just don’t wag your groove thing at me or you won’t need that operation.

But this is not about who pees where. This is about erasing all personal boundaries. It’s about promoting an ‘anything goes’ attitude that demonizes those who choose privacy over political correctness.

Repeat after me…. ‘We are all the same.’ Yes, the same. No sexual differences, no mental differences, no good, no bad, no ugly. A monotonous herd of nondescript sheep, following the leader into the kill pen.

Like our political system of Republican vs. Democrat, the choice should not be one or the other: Either subject yourself to a free-for-all in the women’s potty or you must be a bigot and hate all gay men. This is complete idiocy. And yet, the debate goes on, courts fill up, newspapers print the controversy, lawyers make money, and the world spins to the tune of ‘I Just Wanna Be Me.’ Meanwhile, back at the potty, we just want to feel safe while doing our thing in what should be our most private area. But noooooooo. Can’t have that, now can we? At least not without the Potty Police. Just how low can the control grid go? Lower than a boa’s belly as it swallows its prey.

Government control. It’s insidious. It restricts our every movement. Like the hotwire strung around a pasture that does not need to actually be hot because the animals are trained to stay away from it after having experienced the shock. Mentally conditioned to respect the fence line. And that fence line represents the boundaries inflicted by the manufactured need to accept government control over every aspect of our lives. We are being programmed to respect the control that those in ‘authority’ exert over us when we accept the false narratives set in front of us as real and valid. When we expend our energy in fighting the ridiculous fight over something so simple even a 5 year old could understand it, we are playing into the game, and that game is called the Hegelian Dialectic – Problem; Reaction; Solution.

Problem: Women having their own bathroom in stores is unfair and discriminatory against the gay community.

Reaction: A huge ‘issue’ is raised regarding forcing store policy to allow men who identify as women to use the women’s bathroom. People become polarized over who should be allowed to pee next to Mom when she goes to town and shops at the nearest Target. There is outrage on both sides. Tempers flare, anger erupts, and ‘bigotry’ becomes the battle cry of the day.

Solution: The ‘gay’ issue is brought to the forefront and people are encouraged to accept that there are no boundaries, everyone is the same, and we choose which sex we are – chromosomes and genitalia have nothing to do with it. Just one big, sexless blob until we decide what to be. And those who choose to disagree will beg the government to intervene. After all, our privacy is at stake!

This appears to be why there is such a strong push to break into the women’s potty when no one would even notice anything odd about the gal next door if not for the five o’clock shadow. What business is it of the government’s to decide just who can pee next to whom? And why does it even want to? Why does a coyote eat chickens? Because that’s its nature. Governments seek control like ducks take to water because that is their nature.

So, what is the real solution to the potty problem? The issue would logically appear to hover around multi-toilet bathrooms since single toilet bathrooms already provide privacy via a locked door. So, how about three bathrooms? ‘Male,’ ‘Female,’ and ‘Neutral.’ Problem solved. Easy. Simple. No boundaries are crossed, women and children can feel safe while urinating, and those who forgot to shave can use the third option.

No muss, no fuss, no government intervention flushing our rights down the toilet, just let the people decide whom they want as potty mates. The businesses will either accommodate or lose customers.

Unless, of course, an actual solution is not the real goal of the dispute…

©2016 Barbara H. Peterson

Written by Barbara H. Peterson for FarmWars, May 16, 2016.

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5 thoughts on “America’s Potty Wars

  1. Osh

    …what about the perverted sons a bitches that will use this as a platform for raping these women and little girls in these places…?? I didn’t see this addressed here. I have a solution.

  2. John W. Slagle

    Osh, as a grandfather, and with many years dealing with international foreign child predators, rapists to murderers, this criminal section of society are “wastes of human skin”. They are beyond rehabilitation or remorse for their actions and deserve death when a child is raped or murdered yet have become a protected species by rogue politicians in D.C.

    Subject: Tom DeLay: DOJ wants to legalize bestiality, pedophilia

    Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay says not only is all hell breaking loose after the Supreme Court’s ruling on gay marriage, but we’re on the fast track to legalizing “12 new perversions,” including pedophilia and bestiality.

    DeLay made the comments to Newsmax TV’s Steve Malzbwerg on Tuesday.
    He also pointed to a “secret memo” from the Department of Justice when Malzberg if the tax exempt status of religious institutions could be pulled if they teach against gay marriage.

    “We’ve already found a secret memo coming out of the Justice Department,” DeLay said. “They’re now going to go after 12 new perversions, things like bestiality, polygamy, having sex with little boys and making that legal. Not only that, but they have a whole list of strategies to go after the churches, the pastors, and any businesses that tries to assert their religious liberty. This is coming and it’s coming like a tidal wave.”

    When pressed on the “secret memo,” DeLay didn’t back down.

    “That’s correct,” he said. “That’s correct. They’re coming down with 12 new perversions. LGBT is only the beginning. They are going to start expanding it to the other perversions.”

  3. hippybiker

    This is what happened in the final days of the Roman empire. If he hasn’t already done it, I think God is about to turn his back on America. I think he has had about enough of the filth that is running/ruining our once proud and great Republic. It just makes me want to puke!

    1. Craig Tarter

      How long have we had our back turned to God. I believe He’s always in possession of infinite mercy, but we have to be willing to realize we need it. Just a passing thought from just another idiot!

  4. Craig Tarter

    I have 3 nieces, and if I was to witness some gender transmission follow them into the ladies room, their remaining time would be spent modeling a caricature of themselves on milk cartons. “Have you seen this moron? It was last seen entering a ladies restroom at Targay. Any pieces of evidence found can be left in a bucket. Any bucket will do, so when it’s convenient you can chuck it. Don’t bother calling anyone. Got milk?”


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