Ive always been that guy who touches the stove to see if its hot. And what better way to test the boundaries of the American Constitution than hopping over the border? Before my month-long laughter and debauchery-filled adventure with Bobby Casey, I drove up to Canada for the weekend to visit some family. At the Canadian border, they invited inside for the usual game-show interrogation Why are you coming to Canada?
My brother answered first: visiting family. Both my sisters-in-law answered the same. I really hate lying. It eats me up inside. So when my turn came around, I said: To drink obscene amounts of alcohol, go clubbing, and chase hot Canadian women. It was probably the most honest answer this young border control agent heard all day.
Do you have enough cash for your debauchery? he asked.
I have about two dollars in my wallet. How far will that get me?
Youll probably need your credit cards. You guys can go.
Besides looking at the old beef jerky in the car door, they didnt even check the amount of alcohol we brought or unpack my sister-in-laws shoe-filled trunk.
Dealing with the moose-mounted Canadian border control? Harmless and dare I say pleasant? But it was a different story when we were
~ Coming To Amerika ~
I was secretly excited to see what would happen when we got to the border. You see, a couple weeks before I left, I heard the DHS (Department of Homeland Security) instituted a Constitution-Free zone within 100 miles of any U.S. border. In this zone, any agent can search and seize your property, including (but not limited to) laptops, tablets, and cell phones. We stopped at the border around noon for our randomly-selected search. So random, Ive been in the same locked waiting area a dozen times. So random, in fact, one of the border agents knows my older brother by name!
Watching fifteen cars go through, unchecked, right after us wasnt uncommon. But, instead of the usual frustration, this time I was a little giddy to see how far they would invade my privacy by looking through my electronics.
Give me your cell phones. Straight to the point, huh?
After handing them our only means of communication they sent us to the waiting room (Ive never understood why a waiting room requires shatter-proof windows and a lock on the door). What exactly are they looking for? Contraband? Proof of wrong-doing? Pictures of me dancing with scantily-clad Canadian women?
Little did he know, before I handed over my phone, I ran a little test. I left several text messages unread. I gave up the phone: the notifications blinking and all. When my phone was returned all six were viewed and the message screen scrolled all the way to the bottom.
Its one thing to talk about it, but another to experience it. It must be true: the
4th Amendment Has Been Abolished
Obviously, they had no problem looking through my messages and phone calls it confirmed all the rumors of border control agents seizing and searching without needing any approval whatsoever. If you look at the map below, some states are fully covered by this 100-mile radius. Actually this rule affects nearly two out of three Americans. At this point, its hard to say we even have a constitution anymore. While both scary and disappointing, this is the world we live in now.
As I travel with Bobby, I am considering leaving the U.S. and not coming back. I love my home, and I love what my country once stood for, but it isnt quite loving me back these days. You used to only lock your doors to stop the bad guys out there. Now, the good guys want to steal your stuff too. It may be hard to distinguish whos who in the next couple of years.
On a brighter note, there are many tools and programs you can use to upgrade your privacy and security (like Cryptohippie). Id love to hear what programs you use to protect yourself and secure your privacy!
Written by Steven Hilgart and published on Global Wealth Protection February 26, 2013.
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