I was at the mall today and while my wife shopped I went for my usual cup of coffee. As I passed a booth a young blonde woman stopped me. The following is the conversation that took place.
Salesgirl: Are you shopping for your wife?
Me: No, I’m going to get some coffee.
Salesgirl: Can I interest you in something for your wife?
Me: No, I already have her presents.
Salesgirl: If I may ask, what did you buy her?
Me: I got her some music she had been wanting and a gun.
Salesgirl: A what!?
Me: A gun.
(At this point the salesgirls eyes got so big her eyeballs could have fallen out of her head)
Salesgirl: Why would you buy her a present like that?
Me: Let me ask you a question? What are you trying to sell me?
Salesgirl: Makeup and perfume.
Me: Okay, if someone breaks into your home and wants to rape you, are you going to spray perfume in their eyes, or throw the bottle at them? Or would you rather have a gun and shoot the son of a bitch?
Salesgirl: That’s kind of drastic isn’t it?
Me: No, that’s called being prepared. Have a nice day. (I then continued towards the coffee shop with a contented look on my face)
December 11, 2011
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