So, I get this email from Neal…
Once in awhile when I complete a column (of course I hadn’t posted one of my own since early in the year) I’ll send it out to a select few people – you know they type – the ones who CARE about America – the ones who COUNT – the ones who GIVE A SHIT!?!?!?
So the day goes on and I hear from Granny (#1), Biesada (the ONLY one), Ewart (who gets fed up from time to time as well) and finally – Ross. You remember Ross don’t you? He’s the intellectual, who idolizes and reads the likes of Tommy Jefferson (who helped move an entire nation on up), little Jimmy Madison, Slammin’ Sammy Adams, and the other guy who had been to Franklin. Then there was the joint smokin’ dude from the Mount Vernon Country Club and his buddy who got killed – you know – the cat on the $10 bill – Hamilton Beach. He has read and studied the words of P. Henry (no relation to ‘O’) – and a whole bunch of those founding Muthas!
Nice history lesson Huh?? Gotcha hooked now, don’t I? Ya see – that’s how you have to do it in this nation today – you’ve got to bastardize it. Juice it up somehow. That’s how you get their attention. When I was in New Yawk some years ago ago visiting Zappa’s #1 fan – Brutha Smoove – I visited an old church (then an antique shop), where (as rumor has it) Benedict Weiner was visiting, while in was in the ‘hood, banging George’s wife Martha… oh well…. I’m getting off the track here.
Neal Ross
So, in response to yesterday’s column, I get this email from Neal… and in it he says, “Dammit, I wish you hadn’t sent this. It gave me an idea for something to write. I’m never gonna get to work on that book if I keep getting motivated to write shorter articles. Guess I will just have to figure out a way to manage my time better.”
To which I respond, “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That’s how I suck you back in. Not really – I started to write that a week ago and your writings gave me the impetus to complete it.”
And he comes back with. “I took that to work today and some people told me that you sounded, and I quote, extremely pissed off. You wanna know what I told them? I said that you only put to paper the things I have been keeping to myself, that I felt the same way, that the majority of Americans are absolute idiots. Didn’t go over too well when I said it but it sure felt good.”
My turn again, “Eff-’em – they’ll be more of that where it came from. I look at the work currently being posted, and few give a shit – fewer comments each week. Whassamatter? Is it all too deep for the average jerk? Does it go too far over their heads. Do they give a damn about the cost of the illegal invasion – OOPS – sorry – I forgot that this is what you probably work with. This has to piss off your wife, which from what I can figure out – probably did it the right way. “Gimme that FREE sheet from Estados JewNeedUs!”
In the words of The Who, in the rock opera Tommy, “Feel me, touch me, feel me-ee-ee” Oh hell, go ahead, grope me, eat me, blow me….
Then finally Neal comes back with, “I think it IS too deep for some of them. I hear that all the time at work, how do you understand all this? I already know the answer, but are people really that stupid that they can’t understand simple English? Like you said, Eff-em…”
Well, I guess that Neal and I figured it all out tonight all by ourselves. Didn’t need the help of – well, the average dumb, underFEDucated American’t!
We’ll see what the ‘morrow brings! Betcha Neal won’t take this one to the office!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! GOTCHA!
As for the vulgarity – I know – it has no class – and neither do most Americans, but they might understand this column – you know – foul language and all – IF they can only spell, double you, double you. double you, dot, F-E-D-E-R-A-L O-B-S-E-R-V-E-R, dot, com.
Forget about seeing you at Sundown – I’m headed for the bar and a Tequila Sunrise – it’s time to kick some azzzzzz!!!!!
Without Apology I am,
Alex – I don’t think anyone who contributes commentaries to this site, and I speak specifically here of Neal and Jeff, are belittling the readers of this site. I would like to think that most of the people who read this website on a regular basis are like-minded people who care about the sickening debasement of our Republic, and are appalled at the apathy of the general population who are willingly forfeiting their rights – and ours – in exchange for “safety and security”. What I see here is tantamount to the publications and messages generated by the Committees of Correspondence in the pre-revolutionary days. Those were the germinating substance of what became the Revolution. As I look, it does not appear to me that the elements exist – yet – in this country to excite a third revolution. There’s too much divisiveness, too many people in too large a country and no real suitable way to organize. That guy in New Hampshire who set himself on fire has been called everything from a nutcase to a fanatic to an angry, mentally disturbed domestic terrorist. Call him what you will, but it was a self-immolation that sparked the revolution in Tunisia. Maybe it was his hope that the same would happen here, that people would be so outraged at a government and system that could drive a person to so such a thing that they would rise up en masse and yell, “That’s it, no more, this system has crossed the line!” It didn’t happen. It was downplayed by a fawning media who reported it in a 15 second soundbite and forgot about it. Same with the guy who flew his plane into the IRS building in Houston. The general public simply doesn’t care, and will only heed what they are told by a traitorous news media, who toe the line of what has become a traitorous, despicable, depotic government at all levels. Our problem is we can’t figure out how to fix it. Don’t shoot the messengers. Think what can be done to stop the runaway train and when you come up with something – anything – bring it back to sites like this. I know that in a country of 310 million people, there are at least 1% who, if a suitable plan of action could be developed, would unite and implement that action. Do what Neal is hoping you will do.
THINK!
Neal – I am one who hopes you don’t quit. You’re inspirational to me, and I wish I had the time and energy to follow suit, but I’m old and tired, trying to keep a low profile to the extent I can, and avoid the brownshirts I expect will be crashing down my door – and yours – some day. Aim high, aim low. Either will stop at least one or two of them.
Alex-Maybe where you live there are more enlightened, educated people. But where I live and from the people I see and hear daily, I will belittle them all I want. They are downright stupid, could care less. It is not that they know about the way our system of government was designed to work and realize that they can’t do anything about it, it is the fact that I could probably get a more intelligent conversation out of a cow than I could with them.
I do agree that there is not gonna be any third revolution. If anything substantial is going to become of this nation once again it will have to rise out of our ashes.
dont belittle your readers like they dont care about whats happened to this erstwhile great nation or have never read the federalist papers or dont know anything about our country because its simply not true. you want change? then tell us exactly how to dismantle the whole damn system. tell us how to get rid of the bankers and the internationalists. tell us how to get men in congress who will pursue a strict policy of nonintervention, reduce the governement, and strengthen our country again by impossing high import tarrifs and bringing back industry from overseas. the sad fact is that you cannot tell us how because it is an impossible thing. in short dont belittle your readers like they dont care about this country. elijah said im all alone and god said he reserved 7000 who hadnt bowed the knee to baal.
its not too deep to understand rather its too deep to do anything about. there will never be a third revolution (civil war being the second). i have read this website for a decade and i used to listen to the broadcast on wwcr. while its good to understand what is happening to this country and why the simple fact is ever since the publication of none dare call it treason and the naked communist its all been so much hot air and wind. its not that nobody cares, its that there is absolutely nothing to be done about it. you ever watch a horror film? and the girl escapes to the cops and it turns out the cops are in on it too? well thats how it is.
Wait till you read my next missive. It’s about cocksuckers … as long as we be talking trash.
Jerry Moraine rears his ugly old self. Hoy Hoy!
I may not take that one, but wait till you read what I am in the process of writing now…