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Elderberry’s?

Aunt Martha: “Well, dear, for a gallon of elderberry wine, I take one teaspoon full of arsenic, then add half a teaspoon full of strychnine, and then just a pinch of cyanide.”

Mortimer Brewster: “Hmm. Should have quite a kick.”

Good Lord those things grow all over the country and now it is illegal to use them???? or make wine??? or Jelly… Can you imagine a second grader being hauled off in hand cuffs for eating a Peanut Butter and Elderberry Jelly sandwich?

It’s coming just wait. The more ignorant the laws are the more they are enforced making us all into a bunch of fools. Those clowns in Washington are sitting around laughing and having a good old time with their Johnnie Walker ( legal hooch) at us idiots they can just make follow any rule or law they throw out there.. Just have the FDA declare it a drug? Hell is Broccoli next? How about watermelons? No oh right, our leader likes those.. They are safe for now…. but watch out for the plums, apples and pears. now call me a racist… who cares… That nappy headed air headed blow hard has shown everyone with any eyes and a grain of sense that he is out to destroy this country and make it part of the ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT… and we the tax payers will have to support not only Washington DC slum lords ( our politicians) but the entire worlds poor and down trodden.

Our military is over seas protecting the Afghan Poppy Crop but we can’t eat a natural berry here in the states.. pretty soon you will see Mexican armed military ( paid for by us of course) patrolling the rail road tracks and back roads making sure not one Elderberry is harvested.. the birds and bears are the only living beings that will refuse to obey the No Elderberry law….

On the same note almost, my husband runs a produce house, he is having a horrible time keeping his stock in as the farmers are not able to get people to pick the crops. Yep. the Ice and Customs people instead of watching the borders are hitting the farms and picking up the illegals out of the fields which scares the others so they won’t go back and in the end we lose our food crops. No pickers no crops… no food… they will starve us out one way or the other.

Now why don’t the states just refuse to hand out those food stamps and welfare checks until the people at least go and try to work on the land. It won’t kill them. It is not very classy or smart but it puts food on the table both for them and for us who want to buy it.

Oh Hey don’t forget to hug your neighborhood Gay Guy or Lesbo Girl? Oh yes Obama made this a Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender Month.. so lets celebrate but not with Elderberry wine… While you are celebrating being queer you can dance to the “Caribbean American Heritage” and African American Music appreciation month…..

Oh wait it is also National Outdoors Month. this is a busy month for everyone it seems…

Now the government wants to own all the rain, and control our use of that natural resource and I would bet the people will simply pay the tax that will be levied and think Oh Well I guess we have to obey, there are more of them than there are of me… and they have Guns…. Speaking of guns how long will you have yours??? will you turn them in? Yep.. I bet you will. Oh there will be some that hide them etc but in general people will be made helpless and go along with it for fear of having to fight and face the chance of being injured, jailed, or losing their property. We are a useless bunch of eaters.. the guy that stated that was right. We will obey them no matter how much we talk online and on the Internet radio stations.. how many will really mean it when the hammer falls?????

Where are the groups of people planning a revolt a revolution a change? Change oh hell we have gotten that, after all we voted for change and look at the results…

How long will it be before we hear the sirens blasting for prayer call for the Muslims in all of our cities? Not long after all we don’t want to hurt their feelings now do we… the only thing I can think of is all of those asses stuck up in the air make nice dart targets. Play pin the tail on the ass.

Well I am off to the storage pantry to clean out our Elderberry Jelly and syrup like a good little do-bee. I must be a good citizen and obey after all the FDA knows what is good for us and what is not, doesn’t it.? Of course it does but that is not it’s main objective.. the reason for the FDA is to regulate substances which can be profitable for the corporations..

Friends do me a big favor.. If you catch me dumping any of my Jelly or Jam or syrup or turning over any of my guns or tearing up my rain catch basin, just shoot me cause it isn’t me it is a impostor as I don’t intend to obey any of their phony edicts now or in the future..

The best news I have heard today is that there is a warrant out for Kissinger in Sweden for him to be arrested for war crimes when he attends the Bildaburger meeting., Now that will be a good thing if it happens which is doubtful…

Pray for me to win the Lottery so I can hire Blackwater to take care of some business in DC.

Linda Hunnicutt – Granny Warrior