THE GYNECOLOGIST WHO BECAME A MECHANIC
As the reality of ObamaCare comes to fruition, we hear of more Physicians leaving the profession. What follows is the story of one such disgruntled doctor… (Ed.)
A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.
When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, “I don’t want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?”
The instructor said, “During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark.” After a pause, the instructor added, “I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler, which I’ve never seen done in my entire career.“
Hippybiker, how many bottles of ornery pills do you go through in a week? Just kidding.
I take it intravenously, just to be on the safe side.
My question is how soon will we see mechanics becoming gynecologists?
And, they most likely will be IMPORTED from foreign countries because jobs are created for foreigners and not for Legal Americans?
I can just see some guy from India….”Oh please, young lady to drop your drawers so I can balance your Carburetors and check your timing.” Oh Me, Oh My!
..shades of things to come for everybody mebbe: My white, anglo saxon born-in-America, english speaking only, wheel chair bound son had to go see a well fare doctor for his monthly problems, etc…last time around, the receptionist told him he would have to call ahead to remind them of his appointment so they could make sure an interpreter was on hand during his exam…the doctors spoke Spanish..Spanish ONLY…this is about in the middle of West Texas..
An oldie, but a goody. Har!