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Turner: Will Bi-Partisanship Work?

Here are the Erection results that Fox News failed show you. Yes sir! Sex-ed 101 for dumbasses:

Since you don’t get it America, let me draw a damn picture for you!

Do you get it now or do I have to revert to Dick and Jane articles? The end result will be a big Spot on your damn forehead!

“Pithy and Opine” my ass!

Bipartisanship

Spread the word like Obama spreads his bullshit all over the teleprompters

“Warn people not to go to the toilets this weekend, as with O’Bummah out of town, the shit is going to backwash right back through the sewer systems of America!

I think that each and every one of them should be stopped as they attempt to reenter the country, and be demanded of, to “show their papers.” “Sorry O’Bummah, please remove yourself from the tax-payer funded transportation. There is an old WWII bomber on the runway, ready to return you to wherever you claim you’re not from. No papers? No Entry! That is correct sir, there is the plane – that one over there… the ‘Cotton Express’.”

As for Hillary, send her to Janet Reno’s for dinner. Napalitano is serving dessert over there tonight, with additional dinner guests, Ginsberg, and the other two Dykes from the Supreme Court.” – Jeffrey Bennett

Once they are done doing each other, then their offspring will DO US!

Eledonkey

I would like to thank Jeff Bennett for the animated idea above. Without his wit and humor none of this would have been possible. I hope he spews Coffee out of his nose when he sees this post. As far as verbal spankings form my Christian Brothers and Sisters: If WE would have taken a PHYSICAL stand against evil long ago this post would have never existed; so close your eyes Mr. Christian and forgive my shrewdness and go back and FORCE Satan’s 501c3 agreements out of our Churches.

Published in the November 5, 2010 issue of Shock And Awe Graphics. @ntiCopyright © 2001 – 2010Louis Turner. Republication allowed with this notice and hyperlink intact. I’m Louis Turner and I approve this message!
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5 Responses to “Turner: Will Bi-Partisanship Work?”

  1. Fighting for peace or religion is like screwing for virginity. The bible teaches love and acceptance, not hate and violence.

    Christ was about passive resistance. Teach the people the truth, and let them decide what actions to take. There was only one instance in the New Testament when Christ became violent. That was when the kicked the money changers out of the temple. The temple demanded that only gold was an appropriate offering to god, so the money changers set up table to trade goods for gold so the supplicants could make proper offerings. Christ maintained that any offering made from the heart was proper and acceptable in God’s eyes.

    As for these recent elections… Casting a vote is spitting into the wind. Regardless of how you voted it’s going to come right back into your face.

    We need a revolution, not of violence, but of passive resistance. Stop doing what you’re told, question the reason, then if it fails your test, DON’T DO IT… Gandhi had the perfect response: He was asked his thoughts on Western Civilization… He responded “I think it would be a great idea…” I happen to agree…

  2. hippybiker says:

    How has it been working for the last 18 months? Inquiring minds would like to know. hb AARP

  3. Neal says:

    Or, as I am fond of saying at work, I’m Neal Ross, I’m an asshole and I approved of this message.

  4. Granny says:

    It is said that some pictures are worth a thousand words.

    There are those who will not read anything longer than two paragraphs so getting their attention is hard to do. There are many who when they read something they fail to fully comprehend what they are reading – the emotion – the deeply felt feelings being expressed.

    Now, when you place a graphic – one that moves as well – in front of their short term attention span – that picture STICKS – makes no difference if they like it or not – it STICKS.

    An article about a small child being raped is one thing – publishing pictures of that child with the blood, bruises, torn clothing or no clothing will bring forth an anger in most people. Same thing works for political rhetoric.

    I wish we didn’t live in a world that has to be so graphic but it is FACT that we do live in a filthy world and if one is going to reach those who turn away their eyes and ears then that is what some of us must do.

    It is one thing to speak softly – it is another to carry and USE a big stick when it is warranted. Too many who profess to be Christians fail to accept that there are times Christians MUST fight. We are in a WAR – a SPIRITUAL WAR. It is time to choose sides.

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