Obama recently complained that his opponents “talk about me like a dog.”

Fred Thompson immediately responded by saying “that’s because he’s treating America like a fire hydrant!!“

The Republicans have unveiled a “Pledge to America,” and I say, this is the most compelling reason to vote them out of office.

A pledge to America by guys who are sitting in breach of their oath… wow! These guys act funnier than clowns.

To me, this pledge seems like a line taken right out of Slick Willy Clinton’s playbook, about telling Monica Lewinsky, that he won’t ejaculate in her mouth.

I know, this analogy might sound disgusting, but it’s not as disgusting as these limp-dicked pledgees, who have abrogated their responsibility, buried their heads in the sand, while allowing a corrupt government administration to rip off the United States Treasury,trample all over the Constitution, and run rough shod over our liberty.

Don’t take the American people for fools, we are not all Monica Lewinsky’s.

We have nearly an entire Congress sitting in breach of their oath, and they want to make a what? A pledge? How diabolical is that?

When they finished their photo-op the other day, did they try to accomplish something positive, or did they jaw jack about how wonderful it’s going to be, if, they win the majority back.

Amongst the several actors show cased at the ceremony for unveiling their plan at the Tart Lumber Company, in Sterling Virginia, was Indiana Congressman, Mike Pence. Mike wants your vote now, but he thinks we forgot about him humping George Bush’s leg back in 2005, trying to push an amnesty bill for illegal aliens through Congress, while 82% of the American people were against amnesty for law breakers.

Here’s another beauty; Illinois Congress person, Peter Roskam. During President Obama’s infamous Health Care speech, Roskam was seated next to South Carolina Congressman, Joe Wilson, who shouted out at Obama calling him a liar.

Roskam, interviewed on a Chicago radio station a few days later, rather than supporting his colleague Wilson, he peed in his pants. He stated that he was never so embarrassed in all his life. When they panned the cameras over Wilson and him, he claimed that he didn’t know where to hide his head … hence, Obama has been lying ever since.

Well, I’ve got a clue for this sissy, and it should be a no brainer to him. He should have stuck it up his ass where it’s been for the past two years. Now he wants us to believe, that he is capable of doing something through deed?

Let’s face facts, when they had a chance to do something over the past two years they did very little. They were complicit in the Great TARP Treasury Heist, than again when Obama ripped off the treasury in another 8 billion dollar stimulus swindle.

They have remained silent while our nation is being invaded by foreign nationals against the will of 82% of the American people, then they dummy up every time a new tax scheme is hatched to pilfer from the people.

Their primary responsibility is to protect the American people, but they don’t. They discriminate against citizens, and appease illegal aliens, and foreign enemies.

These war mongers send our children overseas to engage in a war for profit, then bring them up on murder charges, when they perform their sworn duty of killing the enemy.

"I come ready!"

The list of their negligent, deleterious, and in some cases, treasonous actions, is too compelling, so I’ll cut to the chase… They are useless to us, and worthless to themselves. Their pledges are meaningless, they have created a lost cause with a country in it’s present form, beyond repair.

Instead of pandering to the Democrat’s and special interest groups, they should have been honoring their oath, and making sure all legislation conformed within it’s constitutional parameters, and the federal governments enumerated powers.

What these guys don’t realize is, they are fooling around with some mighty serious people. We don’t want our lives changed by some thieves in the night.

In addition to failing to protect our interest, they are messing with our lively hood,, our economy, our family’s, and our destiny, with a de facto war against the people which they will ultimately lose.

Now, with that being said, and to show that I am not a vindictive person, I would give them a chance to redeem themselves if they would meet the following criteria, to regain the peoples confidence.

- They can start by honoring their oath of office, upholding the law, and preserving the United States Constitution.

- Compel the president to show his birth certificate and all pertinent documents and records which are sealed from the public in order to restore confidence back to the people. A preponderance of evidence lies against him after spending millions of dollars to cover up his records.

- If he is ineligible, incarcerate him, and all guilty party’s of the usurpation.

- If he is qualified, it’s time to gear up the economy by bring our jobs back home from over seas.

Enforce our immigration laws, and deport every person who is here illegally. End birth right citizenship, we are the only country that allows this insipid concept today. All other country’s have abolished birth right citizenship when it became a financial burden on the country.

- End the earned income tax credit for people who do not pay income tax, abolish redundant, and fraudulent entitlement programs, and incarcerate all public officials who have perpetuated a fraud, or engaged in bogus schemes, such as the Housing debacle scam.

- Either fight the war in the Middle East to establish victory, or bring the troops home.

- Release the Leaven worth 10, and all other United States troops who were victimized and incarcerated in this phony profiteer war, with an official apology, back pay, and a one million dollar stipend for every year spent behind bars.

This would be considered chump change, compared to the hundreds of billions of stimulus tax dollars flushed down the drain on fictitious green jobs, and favors to the unions and special interest slobs.

- Reparations to American tax payers for all of the money ripped out of the United States treasury, during the Bush and Obama administrations stimulus raids.

These payments should go to the tax payers in the form of income tax relief.

Now we’re getting somewhere, so this is our pledge to Congress…

If you embrace our pledge, we might allow you to serve one more term.

If you don’t … you don’t even want to know about our other pledge … Monica!

~ About the Author ~
Federal Observer contributing columnist Rick Biesada hosts Perspectives On Our Heritage – The Angry White Male Hour over Radio Station WJJG 1530 AM, Chicago’s Hometown station, Wednesdays from 4:00 to 5:00 PM Central Time, which can now be heard LIVE on the net at http://www.wjjgam1530.com. Rick is the co-founder of The Chicago Minuteman Project.

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