Mearr, me lads. Gather ye round, for this here’s a tale worthy of skin and bones that dance in the socialist moonlight. Alas. Today is another day to add more quilled apples of gold from your wordsmith with hope that some poor mate whether he be aboard or floating in a dingy somewhere off in the distance would grab the floating bottle with this message contained therein and “consume it” becoming aware that this ship is in dire straits. Perhaps this message will make it past the alien bottlenose sharks that are following aft with their friends the “Post-it Ghosts” that have trained them to swallow any messages whole that escape the Captains scrutiny.

To whomever this message makes it:
My tale begins with “Chicago Style” politics in the year of our Lord 2010 – day 519 of my captivity and this morning I have ventured back into my cabin to scribble my latest adventures of the USS America and her Socialist one-way voyage to insanity via the pits of Hell brought to US by those knaves of the Democrat Party headed by that Fatwellian Alien who calls himself “Captain.” Wave after socialist wave collides upon our decks and impending financial doom looms on the horizon as the Crows Nest spews out its venom one-hundred fold to any who will swallow it.

I have some rather harsh news tonight ladies and gentlemen. If our Military has not yet arrested and removed Barack Hussein Obama from office on High Treason, then there is NO HOPE left for America. The Masonic elite are planning for Civil war and our Military refuses to honor their Oaths!

As ye all know, that man-child from Chicago that calls himself “Captain” is totally out of control and his special crowd that vomits from the Crows Nest for the Democrats are the worst vermin on earth and is a perfect example of Chicago style politics – gone berserk.

BUTT there is another form of madness that has US spinning on the rooftops. This form of madness has been going on for ages – unchecked, and they are getting away with outright lies and have done their utmost to bring confusion to the tables of what is left of common sense aboard this ship and I no longer can be silent about this issue.

Straight from the Crows Nest appears the great “impaler” called, Sarah Palin and with a vampiric appetite she finally showed her true Vampire roots by saying that “Building a Mosque in New York City brings healthy debate.”

She calls this, “The great political debate,” and when she does this, she brings “credence” with tolerance towards the enemies that we are trying so hard to eradicate!

The traitorous bitch. Somebody ought to ram an oil-soaked steak through her heart!

And what a shame because this woman has many honorable attributes that I happen to like but she is like a snake in the garden – ye must be on guard at all times with this wench. After all, look at her previous running mate and now he’s flappin his lips on Fox News too – like he’s some hero that’s going to save US in our last hour.

This should bring THE final deathblow to the already dead Elephant Party that waffles every time that their help is needed to save this ship. For any rapscallion moron should know that “debating” our freedoms away is NOT a healthy debate. Scum such as the Democrat Party should be forcefully and PHYSICALLY removed and deported from The united States of America along with anybody else that thinks we should “Debate” whether evil should take ANY foothold in our country.

They should be taken away by force of arms and held for HIGH TREASON and after the trial that should take no longer than thirty seconds; they should be hung by the neck from the Crows Nest – in front of all aboard this ship as a warning to any other knave that CHANGE will come to THEM instead of US.

“Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.” – Exodus 22:18 KJV

Ye know it’s a long time past since we burned any witches and I say we should start with THE CROWS NEST, and THEN the Democrat Party. When we finally turn to the right, maybe the Republicans shall “waffle” back into place lest they meet the same fate.

I noticed that NO Pastor aboard this ship preaches about Proverbs 4:27 in the King James Version: “Turn not to the right hand nor to the left: remove thy foot from evil.”

They are too busy sucking on the governments TIT to give a damn! Then we have the rest of US – without discernment, SUCKING ON THE OTHER TIT – The crows Nest!

Do you really believe that you are receiving proper Milk from this putrid breast?

Whither it be the Fox’s Tit, or MSNBC’s Tit, its all poisoned milk form a maddened Cow on Crack ladies and gentlemen; and it’s time to release the utter from thy mouth lest thee go mad and join them in utter damnation!

Newt Gingrich
Did you know that this Lizard-man of “Ging” is a “Rich” 33-degree Mason? His words are smooth as honey and his tactics are drenched in wicked Freemasonry.

This demon in a Lizard costume is no different than the infamous John Birch Society. With his smoke and mirrors approach to patriotism he will lead you down a road that ends in a planned Civil War – controlled by Freemasonry, with the blessings of the Illuminati elite!

Newt Gingrich is craftier than the Mormon, Glen Beck; but remember Glen Beck’s religion believes that America must self-destruct like a Phoenix and meld into a One World Government.

I received an email the other day wondering how I got involved into politics.

It started in 1985 when I attended Christian Heritage College in El Cajon California. At that time CHC was run by Tim and Beverly LaHaye whom are CNP members and I was only two years old in The Lord:

Timothy LaHaye – CNP President (1981); CNP Board of Governors (1982; 1996); CNP Executive Committee (1984-85). President of the Council for National Policy (CNP), president of the internationally known Family Life Seminars, Founder of Christian Heritage College, member of the Executive Board of Moral Majority, a member of the Editorial Board of Christian Inquirer, and a member of the Council of 56 of the Religious Roundtable.

This was long before I was familiar with the Council for National Policy and during my stay I was going for a “Bible Major” and after that, Missionary work. Little did I realize that later on in College I would discover Proverbs 4:27 and fall headlong into The John Birch Society. (The CNP and the JBS are closely related).

I had no idea that I was involved with a wicked Masonic-controlled College.

The Invisible College – Chicago Style
“The schools of UNIVERSAL WISDOM advocated by Bacon will be founded. And the prophets of universal wisdom in all countries must be accessible to one another.” – The Rosicrucian Enlightenment

This so-called conservative Baptist College made a SERIOUS GRAVE ERROR when the Dean of the College who looked and spoke like Newt Gingrich informed me:

“We are sorry Louis, you can’t become a Missionary at Christian Heritage College. You are not LIBERAL enough for our standards.” Emphasis mine.

I was in total shock and mustered enough courage to point out Isaiah 32:5-7 KJV to this Masonic piece of dung but to no avail, he quickly grabbed The New American Standard Version and said: “The word liberal is not found in here Louis; only the word ‘Noble’ exists,” and he quickly walked out on me before I could tell him to look up the word “Liberal” and he will see that the definition is literally “A vile fool,” and that a “Noble” or King could have either attribute thus negating the NASB as ADDING to The Word Of God – thus GUILTY of receiving ALL the plagues in the Bible as punishment!

Obviously this Masonic fool never read Proverbs 4:27 KJV either! Thanks to this Masonic idiot, I found out that America is nothing but a BIG LIE and was created as a Masonic melting pot – like Babylon that will be “Satan’s Wallet” to finance world government in the future. All of it – based on words of Masonic-wizardry to fool people into thinking that all is well as long as you stay “inside the box” and don’t make waves.

Well I’m Making Waves!

Later on I found out that Christian Heritage College was founded by two brothers – one, left-wing, and the other, right-wing and the Institute of Creation Research (ICR) brought them together and The John Birch Society was written all over it. (Go see the ICR in El Cajon California when you have the chance.)

Just days after the incident with the Dean of CHC, I was put on Academic Warning and all of my teachers acted as if somebody told them to get rid of Louis as fast as you can – and I was right! I was railroaded right out of the College, but not before I left them a little gift on their stone statue of their “unknown god” at the front of the College.

This is the origin of the title that I came up with for this Blog: “Shock And Awe Graphics.” I wanted to shock people back into common sense before they fall into Satan’s web of deceit.

I was so angry being put into the “Missionary” position by a bunch of Masons that I could not help myself and went and consumed the most food I had ever ate in my entire life…

Cover your eyes Mr. Christian! The next part is very controversial and fully explains why I hate Masons with a passion.

At 3:33 am I crawled onto their most precious statue and delivered the longest line of excrement you have ever seen. That’s right, I TOOK A SHIT ON THEIR BELOVED STATUE! (Actually I gave a shit. I don’t take shit.)

Years after that I visited the Church that was built into the College and I could not believe that they actually shot off Fireworks inside the Church in celebration to George W. Bush getting re-elected! The Pastor (I forget the idiots name) even said that BUSH was a Christian and most the Sheep swallowed the lie.

Payback’s a bitch and I don’t regret crapping on that Church – the rest is history!

I’m sure many will call me “Louis Turder” after this graphic event BUTT you must admit a carefully laid Turd of victory can send a murky message to The Butt Pirates Of The Potomac – Chicago Style.

Now excuse me while I go bash a few endangered baby Seals in the head with my newly acquired Masonic Bat; and the only Fatwa that will be lamented over will be the “Fat One” I lay at the doorstep of Freemasonry.

Legal Notice To Law Enforcement:
This article may have given a fictitious account about the defacing of property. The “said act” could have been added as “entertainment” to spice up the article. No laws or animals were injured while performing these said acts and nobody should ever try this at home.

Published in the August 16, 2010 issue of Shock And Awe Graphics. @ntiCopyright © 2001 – 2010 Louis Turner. Republication allowed with this notice and hyperlink intact.

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~ The Author ~
Louis Turner is the Commander of the Authors of the North, creator of numerous graphics, disloyal servant to the true emperor – Barack Hussein Obama, father to none, husband to a murdered computer, and I will have my vengeance in this life or the next. I will win the crowd. I will give them something they have never seen before.