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Biesada: Funny like a clown!

biesada_thumb_newI wake up each morning feeling as though I’ve just been mugged.

American’s across the country have lost confidence in our government.

We are living in dire straights, weakened by a manipulated, failed economy, a bogus war, a treacherous president who has de fanged our military might, appeased our enemies by apologizing around the globe for American intervention in failed nations, while our government acts as a Nanny State at home; restricting our freedom, limiting our liberty, prohibiting our guaranteed rights, and sticking it’s big nose into private business.

We can thank the Lord for the brevity of comedy for the temporary relief of pain … but come this November, our government is going to have Hell to pay.

As the Tea Party Movement grows in momentum and veracity, sending tremors to the Congressional lice who have been targeted for extinction in this coming November’s elections; the Obama administration carts out former President, Bill Clinton, to lend plausible deniability to Obama, and his Congressional traitors, in an effort to deny the truth, and demonize the Tea Party Movement.

clinton_clownBill Clinton, speaking to the Center for American Progress, last week warned, “the words we use really do matter, because they fall on the serious, and the delirious alike. They fall on the connected, and the unhinged alike.”

Like we forgot about what the meaning of “is,” is, right Slick Willy?

Trotting this old pervert out to cover for this administration by trying to subvert the Tea Party message, just goes to show you the ineptness, and fear, of the Chicago Way government.

If I were Bill Clinton, I would be too ashamed to ever show my face in public again. I would probably hide in a utility closet some where.

Speaking of utility closets, the American people didn’t forget about what President Clinton did to desecrate the Peoples House.
It is all documented in the Starr Report, apparently, the Obama’s either can’t read, or are too low class to care about who they choose to represent their interest.

When this pious leader wasn’t sodomizing Monica Lewinsky, trying to give her a tonsillectomy, or shoving a cigar up her vagina, he would frequent the utility closet adjacent to the oval office, and masturbate in the sink.

Yeah, old-hand job Willy loved to play with himself.

Poor Joe the Plumber, he could have found fame and fortune sooner, had he known about Clinton’s deranged proclivity to masturbate in the sink. Joe could have made a mint in gainful employment, unclogging the White House drains, rather than moping around, waiting to hitch a ride off of the “Straight Talk Express.”

It looks as though Barack Obama’s self imposed messianic tendencies are rubbing off on Clinton, as our boy heads off to Oklahoma City where he accepted an award for his work to help the survivors, and victim family members, recover from the Murrah Federal Building bombing 15 years ago.

Now that’s bizarre, a lot of people consider the Oklahoma City bombing as Clinton’s Reichstag incident to demonize and abolish the militia movement of that time.

A lot of us don’t forget, so don’t trot this phony three dollar bill out to disparage American citizens for exercising our guaranteed rights.

We know who this clown is.

He’s the hypocrite who is responsible for the murder of 87 American citizens in Waco, Texas back in 1993.

It was the Clinton White House who assassinated the Branch Davidian’s at the Mt. Carmel Church, while Clinton hid behind Janet Reno’s skirt; making his Attorney General take the fall for his criminal negligence, and reckless disregard for the law.

It was Joe Biden, under Clinton, who cleared FBI sniper, Lon Horiuchi, of executing Vicky Weaver as she stood in a doorway, holding her infant child before Horiuchi’s sniper bullet tore the top of her head off.

Now Clinton is in Oklahoma city, pandering to the victim families, lying about the militias and lying about Timothy McVeigh.

“Oklahoma City changed me,” Slick Willy lied, ” Oklahoma City reminded us that how we respond to what happens to us, determines who we are. It shows the world our identity,” the Slickster stated, as he peered into the crowd.

What a coincidence for Clinton, to see one of his idols; Former Oklahoma District Judge, Donald Thompson, milling about in the crowd … I was told.

Old Donnie, “the Penis Pump Judge,” Oh mama, what a stroke of luck!

Thompson was thrown off of the bench in 2006 and sentenced to four years in the slammer for indecent exposure.

Gee, it’s sure good to see old friends Slick Willy beamed.

Old Donnie heard cases while he was connected to a penis pump, which he had cleverly hid under his robe.

His former court reporter, Lisa Foster, testified that she saw Thompson expose himself at least 15 times. Foster stated that Thompson used the device daily during a trial of a man on murder charges for shaking a toddler to death.

A whooshing sound could be heard on Foster’s audio tape of the trial. When jurors asked the judge about the sound, he stated that he didn’t hear anything, but he would listen for it.

Wow… what are the odds of two demented, disbarred liars, meeting at the same event, outside of a court house, or Congress?

Yeah, we know all about Bill Clinton and what he stands for … he’s funny like a clown!

Please, trot this schmuck out anytime, this hypocrite is repugnant, he just illustrates how bankrupt this administration really is.

The Obama administration should remind us that how we respond to what happens to us determines who we are.

Keep us laughing, at least up until November, when we mow you down.

~ About the Author ~
biesada_thumb_newFederal Observer contributing columnist Rick Biesada hosts Perspectives On Our Heritage – The Angry White Male Hour over Radio Station WJJG 1530 AM, Chicago’s Hometown station, Wednesdays from 4:00 to 5:00 PM Central Time, which can now be heard LIVE on the net at http://www.wjjgam1530.com. Rick is the co-founder of The Chicago Minuteman Project.

Angry White Male and The Horse He Rode In On by Rick Biesada can be special ordered through most book stores, or through the publisher at wholesale price off of the Angry White Male web site at http://www.stylefeeder.com/i/pf0v5r2j/Angry-White-Male-And-The-Horse-He-Rode-In-On-By-Rick-Biesada-Paperback.

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3 Responses to “Biesada: Funny like a clown!”

  1. BigH20 says:

    I loved this and LMAO. Yes, our Government is pick-pocketing us to death.

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  3. Louis Turner says:

    Great Article Rick! You have nailed another one right on the head!

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