Washington, DC – Congress announced today (President’s Day), that the Office of the Presidency of the United States of America will be outsourced to India, as of March 1, 2011.

The move is being made, in order to save the President’s $500,000 yearly salary, and also a record $750 billion in defecit expenditures, and related overhead, that his office has incurred over the past months.

Mr. Obama has been offered a greeter position at Wal-Mart, due to his experience at shaking hands.

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