Washington – Yesterday, in the midst of the HealthCare fight on Capital Hill, Speaker of the House was called to the White House to report to the head Pimp. While there, there was a raid at the White House. Nancy Pelosi and all the Congressional Hoes were lined up outside the police station as they took them in one by one.
As Nancy Pelosi stood in line, she saw her Grandmother coming down the street and was so ashamed, (Grandma didn’t know about Nancy’s occupation.) Grandma stopped to say hi and asked what the line was for. Pelosi, saving face, said that the police were giving away fresh oranges to those waiting. Grandma said, “Wonderful.” She loved oranges and got at the end of the line.
When the policeman got to the end and saw her, he was amazed. He said, “How the hell do you Democrats do this at your age?”
She replied, “My grand-daughter does the same thing with The Constitution! I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and suck ‘em dry!”
The policeman fainted.
Hey ahz-whole – it’s called S – A – T – I – R – E!
Source: No Cents At All