June 22, 2009 - In preparation for the coming of Brother Ray from the Big Apple, I began to ponder the words of Frank Zappa – and lo and behold, I found the words to a song entitled, “The Illinois Enema Bandit.” Considering that the average American is currently taking it in the posterior, by the man from Illinois, or Hawaii, or Kenya – or wherever in the hell he is from – I found these words appropriate.