A Eulogy by Neal Ross

I do not think a day goes by without someone asking me why I always look so serious. It’s not that I am serious all the time, most of the time my mind is a thousand miles away, thinking about what I am going to write about next. However, there are times when that serious look is a symptom of something else entirely.

As a rule, I try to look at the bright side of things; unfortunately, there are days when I just can’t seem to find the silver lining, no matter how hard I try. On these rare occasions, I experience an overwhelming sense of sadness that penetrates to the very depths of my soul.

April 4, 2009 – Do their crimes rise to the level of treason, high crimes and misdemeanors? Do we dare utter the “I” word? Does the future hold ….. gasp ….. impeachment for Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid for the unconscionable, treasonous actions each of them has taken in the last few months to “fix” a crisis that they and their partners in crime and the previous administration and congress, created?

Is there an international cabal of money changers and power brokers that are calling the shots and Obama, Pelosi and Reid are just willing accomplices? Is there an international plan to strip America of its wealth and resources, void its constitution and eliminate its borders and its very sovereignty, to create a socialist, one-world-government, run by that corrupt of all organizations, the United Nations? Are Obama, Pelosi and Reid working to implement that plan? From our perspective, it is abundantly obvious.

April 3, 2009 – Well, heah it iz. I’z gwine gitz me sum mo’ ob dat FREE money frum demz Ofay Mutha Fuggah’s datz been holdin’ mah azz down. Iz ben libbin’ on Welfare, Food Stamps, ADC an’ utha’ free shitz Iz can gitz mah hands on. Now Iz demandz dat dey’ze be payin’ me mo’!

Don’t mattah datz de tribal leaders sold mah ancestors off Fo’ hunered years ago fo’ some cheap-azz beads to a bunch ob Slabe traders datz weren’t eben white – Iz gwine gitz me sum mo’ anyweyze. De brutha in de White House gwine see to dat.

Don’t mattah datz Iz be a lazy, shifless Mo’ Fo’ datz don’t want to liff mah-self up. It’z eezee’r to takes datz FREE shitz! Don’t bettah mah chilluns plot in dis life. Jes’ teech ‘em to takes whut weez kin gitz.

An’ de vote wuz fwee hunerd nine tee wun to 8.

OOPS! Dey wuz no vote on dis – dey’ze still regustin’ de mattuh. Butz heah is whuts dey’ze be ‘gotiatin’ de issue. Dey bettah hurry up – Iz be waitin’ too long.

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