The Federal Observer

April 3, 2009 - Well, heah it iz. I’z gwine gitz me sum mo’ ob dat FREE money frum demz Ofay Mutha Fuggah’s datz been holdin’ mah azz down. Iz ben libbin’ on Welfare, Food Stamps, ADC an’ utha’ free shitz Iz can gitz mah hands on. Now Iz demandz dat dey’ze be payin’ me mo’!

Don’t mattah datz de tribal leaders sold mah ancestors off Fo’ hunered years ago fo’ some cheap-azz beads to a bunch ob Slabe traders datz weren’t eben white - Iz gwine gitz me sum mo’ anyweyze. De brutha in de White House gwine see to dat.

Don’t mattah datz Iz be a lazy, shifless Mo’ Fo’ datz don’t want to liff mah-self up. It’z eezee’r to takes datz FREE shitz! Don’t bettah mah chilluns plot in dis life. Jes’ teech ‘em to takes whut weez kin gitz.

An’ de vote wuz fwee hunerd nine tee wun to 8.

OOPS! Dey wuz no vote on dis - dey’ze still regustin’ de mattuh. Butz heah is whuts dey’ze be ‘gotiatin’ de issue. Dey bettah hurry up - Iz be waitin’ too long.

HR 40: Reparations NOW

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